Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
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Top comments
kibster9 20
The bunny discovered that electricity is quite shocking
smileyemsen 19
Poor little bunny :(
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smileyemsen 19
Poor little bunny :(
MasterTron 24
I guess we know who is not going to be the next energizer bunny
beefsupreme78 16
It seems to me like we just found out.
airforce987 20
I'm sorry, that's hare-ible.
Rinat_fml 26
Wish I could say the same about your pun!
HoboRain 16
But it is.....
higgysaurus 18
would t-rabbit-sty work better? Its a stretch I know
heftysmash253 6
Maybe it's in-hare-ably tragic, just like #2's attempt.
DaRito 25
This is extremely saddening
nityasomaiya 46
Are you sure it escaped...and nothing else? o_O
Anti_Sora 31
Op I hope you didn't get attached to that bunny really fast because I remember gerbils doing the same.
xx000o 27
Welsh rarebit pairs wonderfully with a nice burgundy.
Bgreen94 12
FYL
DogeDogeDoge 13
There's a button for that.
laxtax 19
That bunny was a sleeper cell
Attackofthebeans 14
well i hink ive done enogh reafing for one day....
XxDanno316xX 27
And typing.
Lalala579121 28
Done enough reefer for one day, maybe.
aimbug 42
Time to work on spelling! (:
kibster9 20
The bunny discovered that electricity is quite shocking
TacoPeps 14
This is not the time for puns
metalhead4740 14
Jesus that was savage
APHPrussia 19
Very savage but amazing all the same.
SexyQueen0905 24
Aaaand now I'm depressed for the rest of the day.
Lalala579121 28
Time to go watch Bambi and Old Yeller.
Myo_fml 20
And Fox and the Hound.
Violenna 14
And read Hachiko and Where the Red Fern Grows for good measure.
Tripartita 45
I'm sorry, OP. This happened to me once. The wires just looked so tasty…