Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, I was cleaning up rabbit pee from the floor when my rabbit hopped up to me. To prevent her from standing in it and spreading it throughout the room, I shooed her away. She got such a fright that she jumped in the pee and spattered it all over my clothes and face. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
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Top comments
Emmamazing 26
Your aunt is a terrible person
Silk_Routes 14
what a "c-aunt"
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Comments (112)
gosh_mate 30
Well that's terribly immature and inappropriate of your auntie, I'm sorry OP.
shesaywha 19
I think that goes beyond immaturity...
Innately 6
That is immature. But I really want to know what she bribed OP with
Jackimo98 24
Psychotic*
zeffra13 31
Try illegal. That's animal abuse, and she could go to jail.
Seabass_Chan 33
It seems to border on sociopathy, actually.
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
Psychopathic, not sociopathic.
paravoz 30
She hired a hitman
Emmamazing 26
Your aunt is a terrible person
lexiieeex3 32
Really starting to wonder what OP's aunt bribed them with to do such a thing...
thefierytaco 5
A 4 year old impressionable kid told by an important adult figure to hold a bunny underwater, I doubt it required much.
lavapants 15
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Murderer
ForwardUn2Dawn 18
No, assassin.
Cads1 24
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Here comes years of therapy at the tax payers expense.
tranced_ 45
I bet you don't pay taxes :/
soulreaper12296 28
I doubt OP would need therapy for something they only remembered because someone told them about it.
JustinJK 21
Why the taxpayers?
jleach287 11
because tax payers pay for everything else, so why not? ?
Lalala579121 28
I'm fairly certain all therapist "offices", or whatever they're called, are privately owned.
kiwifruitred 18
#35 Although I agree with you that OP probably isn't gonna need therapy for it, I just want to remind you that a lot of disorders can be caused by early childhood trauma, which is often hidden in suppressed memories. As in, things that happened to you when you were a kid that you didn't remember because your brain suppressed the memories as they were too stressful to handle for you.
JapanMetalFan170 16
Wow, that's just....awful. Terribly sorry, OP.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Sorry OP!!
superapple 23
Your aunt seems to be a psycho!
Silk_Routes 14
what a "c-aunt"
HarryWholock87 17
Get out
brycemash 9
Wow your Aunt must get invited to a lot of family reunions. Sorry for your loss.
Jryan952015 7
Ladies and gentlemen meet the youngest hit man ( boy ) for hire. Only a juice box and a snack pack and he will kill your pet for you.
minissaussette 25
Even worse, he'll kill his own pet, he'll kill yours for a chocolate bar.