Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML
Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML
Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
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HAMY_fml 23
Better start packing her bags for Hogwarts.
jimmer23 21
^^ You remind me very much of someone who watched a couple movies and never read the books. Damn muggles.
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HAMY_fml 23
Better start packing her bags for Hogwarts.
arrow007archer 19
But she used magic outside of Hogwarts.
isvjusudcrsv 5
So did vlodemort he still went
jimmer23 21
^^ You remind me very much of someone who watched a couple movies and never read the books. Damn muggles.
IWishIWasObama 12
Harry used magic before he left.
JennaNGood 21
Let's be real, she's not going to Hogwarts, she's going to Durmstrang.
Ltsdragons 19
She doesn't know she's a wizard yet shhh, we have to wait for the owls first She could be expelled before she came! The killing curse is forbidden
Khaleesi_26 30
Actually in the books it only points out that the three forbidden curses, are only forbidden to use against humans. Unless her bunny was an animagus in disguise, then she wouldn't go to Azkaban. Also she wouldn't be expelled for using magic before she even got her hogwarts letter. Underaged wizards who don't know they are wizards aren't at fault for magic they do. (but she did know the curse.)
Shepardcomander 0
You know Durmstrang is an all boys school right #19?
planetclaire921 7
It's actually coed in the books- only all boys in the movies.
airbear18 15
lol reminds me of A Very Potter Musical ... where Draco talks about pigfarts hahaha. but sorry to hear about your sister, :( that's not OK best of luck OP
clkoko 14
She's not going to Hogwarts. She's going to Azkaban. She used a forbidden curse.
JennaNGood 21
Spotted the one who's only watched the movies. You're really missing out #44, the books are brilliant.
LocsOn 13
Take away the wand thats enough of that!
Kyle1dc 17
Guys she's in the US, she's probably going to the Salem Witch's Institute.
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
But see she did this unknowingly she wasnt in control of her powers
odod777 28
Or to the set of The Wizards of Waverly Place.
tournamentdecide 33
It was only said she'd go to Durmstrang because the school is known for their exceptionally well teachings about the Dark Arts.
ohSNAPyall 27
I agree with 38. As I recall, Moody demonstrated the curse on a spider.
dudeman1212 22
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AMcM_fml 21
D'aww..
Dragon9597 6
Ikr?
may14th 26
the joys of believing in magic
HelenLFC 27
Is she too young to have the "magic isn't real" conversation?
PePziNL 20
What conversation? Ofcourse magic is real! How else would you explain that Santa has flying reindeer?
nekminnet 13
That's just your opinion #40.
laden_swallow09 35
Wasn't even an opinion, 53. It was a question.
ckibb97 22
There's only one solution to this situation...buy a chocolate labrador puppy, they fix everything ?
beaglegal 42
Or a beagle
cutelilscrafty 8
I say a corgi
Allornone 35
pug!
patrickeli 15
Or a monotonous fish to prevent this from happening again
theawkwardlife 21
What, so she could kill them too with her evil magic spells?
sk8rdud3 24
molten corgi :D (world of warcraft reference)
siggy_mcsigx 22
*adopt!!! Don't buy puppies from chain pet stores Save a cuddly life :)
mollyjynxjax 28
@86: What exactly do you think happens to pets that don't end up being bought? It's perfectly acceptable to buy pets! As long as they're healthy and treated properly, why not! Craigslist is actually a really good place for finding pets. Also, many people can only afford to vet a cat/dog when there isn't a ridiculously high adoption fee involved. Hate to break it to shelters, but there is no way $200+ went in to an un-neutered dog that's been there a week!
colton_colton 50
What? You didn't know that's the killing curse?
Azang7 14
Well maybe she could use that "magic" of hers to help others.
theawkwardlife 21
If killing bunnies doesn't help others than I don't know what does :)
Enderkate4 20
Because murder is just so helpful.
ztress 10
Go Giants
comedybreak 20
You don't know that she didn't kill it
quickit 24
That's what the government wants you to think.
Im2Shy 16
Bring her outside and get her to point her wand and say her magical words....when she seeing how many things are still living she might feel better :-)
SystemofaBlink41 27
That's where the twist comes where she does know magic. I wouldn't risk it.
patrickeli 15
Just talk to your sister about the nonexistence of Magic. That may knock some sense into her.
KaneHunter 22
You really want to ruin a child's dreams, #13?
jimmer23 21
I don't get your logic. How would lying about magic not existing help her get over the bunny?
MidnaLink 35
Because then she would know she didn't magically kill it.
patrickeli 15
51 understands my point. I was a late bloomer when it came to this stuff. I still believed in it at 10. My mom was very frank about it when she found out I was actively trying to convince myself that Magic was real.
TallMist 32
18 and I believe magic is real. There's nothing wrong with having your own beliefs about what is or what isn't real. My belief is that, while I believe God is real, I do believe that there are people on Earth that also does magic. Just my own belief.