Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML
Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML
Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
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HAMY_fml 23
Better start packing her bags for Hogwarts.
jimmer23 21
^^ You remind me very much of someone who watched a couple movies and never read the books. Damn muggles.
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Comments (117)
vampy719 17
Lmfao too funny
Phoenixkj4443 1
well, by the transitive property...
KamiyaHaine 18
Remind her that she needs to feel all encompassing hatred to use the unforgivables.
KamiyaHaine 18
Also, don't forget the green light and the fact that it's instantaneous. So she couldn't possibly have killed the rabbit. =)
ChildrenOfFilth 12
The dark lord will be pleased....
hobojo69 23
Damn! Don't piss off your sister, she could turn you into a toad or something
ThePaperDragon 31
Poor bunny! :(
soccerpro11 12
Seriously, read the books before making Harry Potter jokes
lallolindo 10
right in the feels!
SaberFan 17
I'm terribly sorry for your loss. It's hard losing a pet that one loves dearly. But what I don't understand is how she thought that spell killed the rabbit. The Killing Curse is an instant kill, not a slow process since a few days seem to have occurred between these events. Maybe she's just trying to deal with the stress, but I don't know. In all seriousness, if she's suicidal or showing no signs of recovery from her grief, I would recommend getting her some therapy. Once again, my condolences to you both. Better things will come your way one day!
worldclassrager 41
well if she killed it she can believe that she can raise it back to life right? Maybe shadow falls won't be a bad place so she can control her spells a bit better