Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod, and leaves. FML
Today, I was sitting in a secluded corner of a coffee shop and felt extremely gassy. Thinking I'd be safe, I let out a pretty nasty smelling fart. Next thing I know, a cute guy is approaching me and asked my name, but all it took was for him to inhale once and he bolted. FML
Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop when the guy stood behind me let out a huge fart, then walked away. The rest of the line turned around, thinking that it was me. An old lady started to lecture me about being rude, while the guy who did it laughed behind his mask in the corner of the shop. FML
Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML
Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
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rottentomatoes 7
haha, strangers who make you feel awkward are awesome.
Richisme 0
bubbles baby
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Comments (220)
Richisme 0
bubbles baby
pooper19 3
sweet music from the toothless jaws of love
Einstein714 0
yea, it's not like he farted in your face. also known as a butt burp lmao
fakeaccountX 6
If I'd known it would offend you so much I wouldn't have came and farted. Then again, yeah, I would have anyway. Sorry.
iampunk 0
More like an MLIA.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Reminds me of the time i farted in court, i tried to make it a SBD instead it was a 10 on the richter scale. needless to say everyone knew that "it happened"
mandy_Reeves 0
seriously, maybe you are on one of those hidden camera shows now! Like Candid Camera or something.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Haters gonna hate
Ratdaddy94 0
haha
z620 0
ftw
aalcala1703 0
so funny
Tweety122888 0
i wouldve laughed right there
imright24 0
That's nothing but funny.
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
People can be so rude! ...Reminds me of my dad, FML. T_T
gabby301 1
reminds me of my mom fml!
noahmcdonald17 0
i thought it was hilarious. not rude... it's not a worthy fml unless it was a really raunchy one
rottentomatoes 7
haha, strangers who make you feel awkward are awesome.
pooper19 3
sweet music from the toothless jaws of love
catnip216 0
That, my friend, was a win.
pengiesully 0
agreed my friend
nathan5 0
seconded, my friend
uscbaseball 0
thirdeded
NyopQ 6
foured
EpicPear 0
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DocBastard 40
That guy is my hero. You should have gotten his number.
Schizomaniac 24
If your child suddenly disappears within the next few days, you'll know why.
knibbsy 4
Why? Because the child went to join the randomly-farting circus?
DocBastard 40
Trust me, my little girl can fart with the best of them. *sniff* She makes me so proud...
DeathHead 0
EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!! U should be happy he shared.
cowboyj98 0
That sounds like something a comedian would do. There was probabily a hidden camera to catch your reaction. RUDE but FUNNY AS HE'LL !!!!!
DocBastard 40
Cowboy Joe - your iPhone auto-correct sabotaged you.