Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML
Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML
Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
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HAMY_fml 23
Better start packing her bags for Hogwarts.
jimmer23 21
^^ You remind me very much of someone who watched a couple movies and never read the books. Damn muggles.
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Comments (117)
CoGhostRider 31
I would be scared if she had a wand around me.
jimmer23 21
You SHOULD be scared of diabetes or heart failure. I'd say the wand is the least of your concerns.
jimmer23 21
She's probably just distressed about the death of the bunny more than anything. I know I took it hard when I was a kid and my cat died.
captainsmegma 12
Explain to her that witches get burned at the stake. Then proceed to gather firewood in the backyard.
Flaming_Pandas 15
Calm down, Satan...
IWishIWasObama 12
have her sit on a giant scale and put a duck on the other side. if she weighs the same she's a witch!
LittleRed79 39
❤ this! Thank you!! :)
mistress_paz 30
Let her think she did; teach her to be nicer.
TheLadyOpal 30
She's crushed over seemingly killing a rabbit, how the hell does she need a lesson on how to be nice?
chocolatefrog28 29
So turns out there were more Horcruxes than anyone thought... is your sister wearing a hat or head scarf, by chance?
superspooky 13
geez didn't she learn anything in the fourth book about the Unforgivable Curses?
Callilah 13
When I was younger I had a pet rabbit, named Harrison, and one day we (my family and I) were by his cage, and my mom said, " he needs to hurry up and die. (Jokingly)" when I woke up the next day he had died. I was so heartbroken, and I told my mom she had killed him...we still tease her about it. But now I have two rabbits. So it worked out in the end:)
MidnaLink 35
Unless that rabbit had kittens (yes that's the word), I fail to see how this worked out.
Aliadel 12
awww that's so sadd I hope she feels happy soon
Aliadel 12
aww that's so sad she is adorable I hope she feels happy soon
magickitten 26
What just happened there? ^
Aliadel 12
idk I tried changing my comment but something happened I'm so sorry /)(
poostickles 14
Silly muggle, avada kedavra kills instantly
ashantaenelson 3
that's what I'm saying.