Today, my only friend got banned from my house, all because she kissed her boyfriend in front of me. I'm 16, but apparently I can't handle seeing a kiss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
Today, I got banned from my boyfriend's house for being an "insurance liability." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my mom won’t let me go to my boyfriend’s apartment. She says it’s because “I know what you guys are gonna do there I’m not stupid.” She threatened to kick me out of the house if I go. I’m 19. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Today, I was making out with this hot girl at a party. She was a bad kisser and I meant to say, "It's like you're 16 and don't know how to kiss" but it came out as, "It's like I'm kissing a 16 year-old." The room fell silent and she got off my lap with a disturbed look on her face. FML
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Top comments
Kurby14 21
damn, how strict are your parents!? FYL op that sucks
hardcorefan16 22
Damn your parents are strict.
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Comments (42)
Kurby14 21
damn, how strict are your parents!? FYL op that sucks
twitchtail 21
I'm just going to assume the usual overprotective dad scenario here. That sucks, I hope you can make them (your parents) see their mistake. I also hope you make more friends. :)
hardcorefan16 22
Damn your parents are strict.
AwkwardBookworm 27
That sucks, OP. Maybe you should as your parents to stop treating you like a kid?
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Yeah, because when your parents are that strict, asking them to chill out will totally work.
SoulEaterSE 23
I speak from experience, asking crazy strict parents to chill out makes them even crazier
whoredom 21
hmm... Maybe get your parents more hobbies and get them to loosen up a little bit. Worked for my friend's strict parents
Laphog 17
Guess you can kiss that friendship goodbye. Ok that was bad....like , even by my standards .
GhostFox 34
... So do OP's parents never show affection towards each other in front of them? Because that sounds like an unhealthy way to raise a kid.
christge1beast 17
My parents are like that. They never show affection, not even a hug or nice words. You'd think my family is all roommates based on how they act...
coming back in the future 30
Get a boyfriend and start kissing them. Actually, don't. Your parents might disown you.
smallandroid 26
More like never let them leave the house or talk to another person ever again...
DeadxManxWalking 27
kissed outside of wedlock did she?
UserError94 18
She never kisses your dad in front of you? You should have a talk with your mom about what you believe and your own morals. She might just be scared you're growing up