Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend told me she didn't want to be my friend anymore, because she wanted to start afresh in college and have pretty friends. FML
Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML
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Top comments
cc1992 11
What a shallow bitch! Ditch her, nobody wants a friend like that.
zombieteef 0
You should have told her you're only friends with her because her cuntish attitude makes everyone like you better.
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Comments (96)
matt1337c 0
My Dick Itches
imlagginglol 0
my balls do
ILIEKGIRLS 5
my nipples are hard
mrguy266 0
my left fingernail itches too...
sammehsaurus 0
my medulla oblongata itches too..
PaintTheStars 2
i love unicorns
FYLorYDIohno 12
I love you
Creamysweeps 5
I love life
Palirose 22
I hate life.
death_dolphin24 0
Im using the C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
lolfood 24
Bacon is good
papashaan 19
Ball is life
TheKingOfHearts 19
only you can prevent forest fires
cc1992 11
What a shallow bitch! Ditch her, nobody wants a friend like that.
damara3 0
what a bitch! tell her to **** off!
fualignment 0
probably joking, move on with your life
madaoxsan 9
@4 she'll probably say she was joking later..but it's one of those "yeah...I was joking (because it is funny, but it's also true and I don't want you to not be friends with me anymore)" girls actually do this shit. trust me. they've confided a lot worse stuff they do/say to their "friends". they're horrible.
xXSweetNightmare 0
whataaa bitchhh. ):
dax002 0
your friend is shallow, bin the bitch.
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Well that's just mean. If you want to get back, just use her unconfident nature to your advantange. Or take the moral highroad; your choice.
cookie_monster2 0
I thought u were going to delete ur account @ 1 & 2
EcstacyVonVanity 0
Get some plastic surgery then beat her up. Plain n Simple.
britterss 0
that's when you punch her in the face, break her nose! then cut off a big chunk of her hair right on top and then ask her if she wants to go to the mall bc you want to be her friend since you're, now, prettier than her and she'll boost your confidence!!
cc1992 11
Good thinking britterss. Perfect plan!
cookie_monster2 0
EDIT @ 1 & 7
gingersnap23 0
well on the bright side your helping her :)