Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
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amazinglyHappy 6
simply ask him why he can't get good in bed
kawaiianime 5
for better or for worse...right? =___=
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Comments (178)
bananaburger 0
men get intense with v games
texasjalapeno_fml 0
YDI for being with such an inconsiderate video game addict im srry but there are a bunch of rlly good guys out there tht sometimes just dont get noticed (yes i am one of them)
a_nutritionist 10
guess youre getting noticed here. if fml is a reflection of your life maybe you can see why it is youre single, and its not from a lack of being noticed.
santel_fml 8
you're husband is a ********
issoz 10
So am I, it's your.
kaykay20 0
My guy is a gamer too but he at least held my hair back when I had to throw up. Considering your guy didn't his games are clearly to important then you. He couldn't even press pause and seen if you were ok.
CrAzYyEt 8
Wow what jackass
SwiftKick2DA 0
damn you!!! u probably messed up his kill streak!!
cara1775 0
you're the idiot who married a douche bag. shouldn't have brought a kid into a shitty relationship to try to fix it!
a_nutritionist 10
agree, hes either a douche, having a bad day or joking. youd have worked out which prior to marriage.
sunlovinmama 1
What the hell? That just isn't even right. She didn't say that either. Youre reading an awful lot into it and your also stupid to blame her. Dumbass!
tymarie2012 31
you know. that husband could have acted like a complete gentleman when they dated and after they got married decided to start treating her like shit. and just because she's having a baby doesn't mean that she's bringing in a baby to try and fix the relationship.
EddieGrimaldo 0
it's so funny how all the women, (or should I say, girls?) on here get so sexist and hate on men, talk trash, and try to make us look bad every chance they get.
greenguitar06 0
Do the world a favor and don't reproduce. P.s. That's not me hating on all men (just you)
bananabuttercup 8
"Why cant you just be infertile?"
pntgirl95 14
puke on him!!!!