Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, while checking out at Target, I had the choice of standing behind one lady or a long line. Naturally, I chose the former. Half an hour later, the long line had completely passed, and I was still standing behind the lady, who was now arguing with the cashier. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML
Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML
Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML
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Top comments
iheartglasses 0
But she never said anything? Or anyone else in line? This is totally funny :)
matt692009 0
i remember a midget at my school was being yelled at to stand up repeatably, she was already standing, but so shy she cudnt talk.
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Comments (140)
steffie11 2
how awkward!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
OP must be *puts on glasses* short sighted YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!
missmurderx 8
I thoroughly enjoyed that pun, 10, thank you.
mycookiezz 0
Did she get short with u? lol, I feel horrible about that.
trueblue42 4
at least she wasn't short tempered
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
She really drew the short straw :)
IphonFML 6
all terrible but # 10
cantfightfate 0
that's awkward. why wouldn't she say anything?
Timmo_fml 2
It would be ironic if it was the Queen and you had to call her Royal Highness.
WishResign 0
kinda, but that's not op's fault. not everyone expects to encounter a small person, she should've spoke up for herself.
FLCL4711Fox 0
you should've stared her in the face and said "oh, I'm sorry! we don't serve your kind here. NEXT!" and when she tried to be cool and say "I'm gonna be the bigger person here" you could interrupt her and be like "you could clearly never do that" of course I'm assuming you don't want your job anymore.
rallets 23
lmfao #10 and #94
hOcKeYjOcK23 0
very awkward!
iheartglasses 0
But she never said anything? Or anyone else in line? This is totally funny :)
Iskaria 0
I agree she should of spoken up or it's all her fault :p
eternalsunlight 5
Maybe she did but her voice didn't make it over the counter or alternatively the cashier could have just kept shouting over the top of her.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I laughed at "over the top of her." >.<
matt692009 0
i remember a midget at my school was being yelled at to stand up repeatably, she was already standing, but so shy she cudnt talk.
klutzycleo 5
BWAHAHAHAHA ! This made me wanna roll on the floor laughing. Pity I'm at work :/
RebelHeart7 0
ahahahahahah
desigirl2010 0
awwwww I would pick her up n give her a hug!
resinnet 0
Same thing happened to a midget in my class too! The teacher didn't even apologize.
Laurendorcus 0
that is so sad! who was yelling at her?
matt692009 0
the relieving teacher :P
Crazy_Toss3R 0
did she jump up and punch you in the face?
maskedman 9
No, she jumped up and hit the OP in the kneecap.
rowannn 0
lol at 61 instant classic
harry_potter_luv 0
that's awkward haha
chloec16 0
poor midget lady!!
chloec16 0
because being a midget would suck. but I guess if you were a midget you wouldve learned by now that she sometimes can't be seen behind large things haha
firecopy 6
it her fault for not saying anything.
GRyphonLJJ 0
Agreed.
ArianS2 0
No shut Sherlock. Don't **** with me Wstson.
razzl3erry 6
I also agree. How was the op supposed to know?
brannyh 0
Well she never said anything!
spikey818 9
u sure she wasn't a kid?
nick6521 0
your just lucky it wasnt one of thoose giant midgets like on robot chicken they are known to attack for no reason