Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
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amazinglyHappy 6
simply ask him why he can't get good in bed
kawaiianime 5
for better or for worse...right? =___=
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Comments (178)
raphanne_fml 33
What an adorable, caring and loving husband you have.....
mintcar 10
Was he playing Mortal Kombat? Mortal Kombat is SRS BSNS!!!!!!!!!!! JK... FYL. Your husband is a jerk.
619warrior281 5
god sometimes you wish they didnt even have dicks to begin with.
TifferNC 3
What an ass!!
whatever222 3
yeah I'd get a pan & hit him over the head with it! sucks you married a jerkoff
a_nutritionist 10
totally, the idiot hitting people with pans is in no way the jerkoff in the relationship.
a_nutritionist 10
naw diddums, did he say something mean? aw its ok, you tell daddy to make the bad man go away. when youre done, tell me which of the following people is looking at a lawsuit or jail time: a) the husband who makes a pathetic unnecessary tactless comment b) the woman who starts hitting her husband with a frying pan if you have any common sense buried in whatever part of your brain you have left, im guessing youll come back with B. if not, well i honestly wont be surprised. as we all know, youre perfect and have never said things you later regret, right? cos if not, youre just a giant hypocritical fuckbag. do you not agree?
AriadneBelle 3
I suppose the next time #225's significant other slaps her across the face for saying something rude, she'll be grateful that he knocked some sense into her, because she was obviously too stupid to see what he was going through. If you would be outraged to see a husband hit his wife, don't advise her to hit him. Domestic violence is not cool if the woman does it.
BeerWhore 4
That's a ******* man for you.
Jag013 5
Go puke on his game console. :3.
thelastlucifer 17
time to peace out girl, you ain't gonna have a good life sticking around with him
badactor009 0
Take your husbands advice. Keep your pregnant vomit and whining issues to yourself.
broomhildo 19
You go house a child in you and see how not vomiting works out. Or go catch some food poisoning and try controlling the vomiting and diarrhea. You can't help it.
seniors 5
I've had food poisoning, nd not once have I vomit
seniors 5
I've had food poisoning, nd not once have I vomit
psychwardnurse 0
Then you didn't have full blown food blown food poisoning. Nice try. Please come back and try again, troll.
speshlk37 13
you sure he wasn't trying to watch Three's Company?