Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
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Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
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amazinglyHappy 6
simply ask him why he can't get good in bed
kawaiianime 5
for better or for worse...right? =___=
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Comments (178)
brandybabe 2
sorry but YDI for being with him, thats messed up.
Bobby64 29
We don't know if the husband's usually like this. And, even though it sucks, it's not like this scenario is exactly let's-go-get-a-divorce-right-now material. Couples can talk through their problems. It's been done before.
brandybabe 2
i didnt say hey go get a divorce right now! im guessing he was no different before they got married so for being with him, ydi
Big_o52 0
I mean your husband is right... Just cause your throwing up doesn't mean you should be bothering him
thir13enthour 0
See that's twice now you should have just swallowed.
katecst 3
puke on his controller...
PMS_Queen 2
OP, time for a "convenient" 2 am craving... and don't cave until he goes, whether you actually want to eat it or not, just make him get out of his nice warm blanket and GO. Lather, rinse, repeat. If he's going to treat you like shit, cash in on the pregnancy card. And don't stop at random cravings, I'm sure you can use your imagination and come up with all kinds of creative ways to make him pay... That's what I do. :D
KnucklesDeep 5
You sure made the right choice for a husband.
StormGirl142 24
What an asshole. Puke on him.
theonlysweetpea 10
I wouldn't be nice enough to divorce him. He'd be in HELL before I get through with him! I'm pregnant
stereoheart_01 3
Wow.. That's so mean.
mlovecats 0
I would have walked over and puked on him and said cuz you cumed inside me and got me pregnant.