Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
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Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
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amazinglyHappy 6
simply ask him why he can't get good in bed
kawaiianime 5
for better or for worse...right? =___=
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Comments (178)
jennasaurus91 0
you should have thrown his game system out the window
awmy 2
wow he's a dick, if he wanted u to be quiet so badly y ddnt he help u?
honey5183 2
sounds like what my husband told me one time but he said I should go in the other room cause he was sleeping
misfitmarta13 0
well, I'm sure he'll be a great dad..
KillerSong 11
Feel bad for u OP, but hey, it could've been worse. I would still smash his dear Xbox or whatever into pieces, and when he starts crying for losing his poor "baby" I would say "Why can't you just be quiet?" lol revenge can be sweet :D
MariJ82 14
That's when you go, and violently puke on him.
brandonlee69 5
Family guy
hatemylife45 9
Somebody's Pregnant...
jhfireboy 6
This story turns the husband not being the father to a positive!
jren207 24
Was he winning?