Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
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Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
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amazinglyHappy 6
simply ask him why he can't get good in bed
kawaiianime 5
for better or for worse...right? =___=
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gardenwhipped 5
if it is your first child with him. you should kick him in the nuts, say you did this to me. when he starts crying on the floor, ask him to keep it down.
twinmomnak 2
Sounds like my stupid husband who told me to quit moving around in the waterbed when I was 6 months pregnant with twins.. Totally oblivious and ignorant.. Next time puke on him!!!
Tara_J 4
I say you f*ck him up and then blame it on the hormones!! ;) LOL! X)
ramband2009 0
Boom - divorce
ashtree 12
If he thinks you're being loud now, just wait until there's a screaming baby in the house.
nuch93 3
And the winner for man in the doghouse goes to..
georgiagrier28 1
YDI for letting that man get you pregnant in the first place!
hipkid900 0
Video games are ruining this country
queenb1621 21
Hang in there. Morning sickness is usually only for 2 months... Try raw ginger, it should help with morning sickness... Good luck to you and the baby
LizzyJH 15
I hope you hit him. Or threw up on him. I wish you and the baby well.