Today, my guinea pig was resting on my shoulder. However, I forgot to tie my hair up and she gnawed off a clump of it that was a good 6 inches long. I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth. FML
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Hey guys, OP here. Posted this before I made a username. I didn't actually place her on my shoulder, I was sitting on the couch letting her run around next to me and she decided to climb up my chest and onto my shoulder. Suddenly I heard this weird crunching sound next to my head and I picked her up and saw the clump of hair hanging out of her mouth! Then it was like playing tug-of-war with a dog. She would NOT let go. I didn't think I'd have to pull as hard as I did just to pull something out of a guinea pig's mouth lol! I didn't want her getting sick so I put her back in her cage and threw the hair in the garbage.
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3rdbass 9
"I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth" Brazzers.
sacmaster 11
What do you plan on doing with the dismembered clump of hair?
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Comments (94)
That_Indian_Dude 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Insert pun here*
xXSmilezXX 7
What a pig.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
*insert reply here* See how stupid that looks?
That_Indian_Dude 5
Ya I apologize for my stupidity, FML
RoboCunnilingus 23
-insert pun here-? -insert hair pun-
ambitiousnygrl 17
OP got themselves in a hairy situation.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
#1: i dont get it
klovemachine 24
Lol
bReLiNg 18
And here we see the exotic guinea pig. Lets see what we can to to provoke her! Oh she's angry! Look at her munch away at that hair!
sugarshane007 20
Crikey! I don't know if we can save that perm now mates!
chrisp87 11
That was not funny at all
emala1096 17
My class Guinea pig ate all his kids, even after they were born dead. Tramautized for life.
KweenAnnsReveng 15
It's traumatizing just to read it...
harrypotter955 19
That's somewhat cute but also scary
SiriusBlack97 17
I think you mean hairy.
rattusrattus 19
Vital life lesson of the day: guinea pigs are not like pirate parrots, and will destroy your lovely piratical hair. Yarr.
jaime411 11
Mine never try to gnaw off my hair.... How scary
Poro_fml 12
Mine did. It just depends on the pig. :)
fmyluff 7
That's a hairy situation!!
TwoOneFive 11
No
klovemachine 24
YES
3rdbass 9
"I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth" Brazzers.
sacmaster 11
What do you plan on doing with the dismembered clump of hair?
deathtothepix 26
mourning the loss
Wizardo 34
She's putting it under her pillow for the Bush Fairy... wait what...
ladyLALAA 29
Glue it back on... Maybe make an extension out of it?
sacmaster 11
29- For some reason I never thought of that! Thanks :)
ilovedinosawers 17
But you thought about the Bush Fairy?
LebanonBaby 26
Well... Thank god we always got hair extensions as a second option :)
buddy51 23
Guinea pig stylin buzz cut!