Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
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Hump_Zilla 0
get drunk flash all of his friends run around acting like a fool talk about his penis size to everyone you meet
iamepiclee 3
what a fuckn douche bag, I would of just come out and said something. ydi for not speaking up and letting him do what he pleases!
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Comments (93)
jace17 5
you at least work with him right?
xFalftastic 1
aka you're an embarassment.
JimmyWeir 0
3rd comment omfg!!!!!!!!)?!!!!!!!&$@(@-@/'DVD dmashlsmakoxiqmwbfifjebbrkhosnwbevvrneosifbebejicdnwnjwocs secks with kittenz
imaginaryvoice 18
Go flirt with his friends. Be like, "Oh your friend from work? Oh alright. We'll see about that." Lol
MyNameIsInvictus 0
He's afraid you'll find out he jacks off to her image.
twinny_sc 13
No sex for him tonight...
ohthebloodygore 16
Correct him or flirt with others! FYL but YDI for not speaking up!
pntbttr 0
at least he claimed to know u?
noscopeheadshots 0
she must be fugly
legonut4 0
its funny because he didnt introduce you as his wife because he still has feelings for her twenty years later
insertusernamehe_fml 0
fyl for not being a trophy wife
insertusernamehe_fml 0
its funny because you said "its funny because he didnt introduce you as his wife because he still has feelings for her twenty years later"
5t3ff1k4h 47
33, 40, shut up! >.
kool_me 0
agreed with 9
SeanFredrick 3
it's funny because other people get annoyed by these comments which only makes more people post them.
legonut4 0
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ funny because that's not y I'm posting
SeanFredrick 3
it's funny because I know.
dominicanchick27 0
^^ lol
VegasSkiess 0
what a jerk. lol either that or he ashamed of u?
skroal 7
YDI for having a husband that went to school.
Brittneyyyy 7
Wow, having feelings for an ex 20 years later? I would've been pissed if I had been introduced that way, especially to an ex.
VegasSkiess 0
*hes
ARScratch 0
21: Bubble!!!!
ohthebloodygore 16
90- randomly shouting bubble-Not creepy at all. Sarcasm
IgniteCS 0
its funny because he thinks you are ugly!
SeanFredrick 3
93 how is that creepy? You think you're gonna get raped because someone said "bubble" in a comment?
ohthebloodygore 16
95- I never mentioned rape or abuse of any sort. Just saying it's creepy, I've had plenty of people say it. It's not like I'm writing a comment to them saying 'person!'. The fact that my bubble blowing makes people say it is creepy as in blowing a bubble is normal so why state it the fact that I am?
foork 0
it's funny cuz I'm gonna kill u legonut
ColetteL 4
I Legonut
iTzAeroz 0
it's funny because people hate legonut
IgniteCS 0
its funny cause ppl actually love him
Wederoney 16
That's kinda slutty, don't you think so?
Wederoney 16
To #9
Phelpski 0
ohhh HELL no!! I'd be like "actually I'm his wife it's nice to meet you!" and kick his ass later lol fyl
honne_tatemae 9
Yeah I would have called him out in front of her and then asked for a divorce, if he's going to pretend to his ex that he's single he's obviously looking for something with her - you should divorce the scumbag.
Primus_fml 0
You could still be his friend from work...
luis420 0
^^ pic FTW
smokergirl420 0
pic win :)
kc1on2 0
or say nice to meet you I'm his future ex wife!
jweezy89 4
Wow you'd seriously end a marraige over that trivial bullshit? No wonder our country's divorce rate is over 50% and sky-rocketing.
kararo87 0
btw number 2 I love your pic
iamepiclee 3
what a fuckn douche bag, I would of just come out and said something. ydi for not speaking up and letting him do what he pleases!
randomlettrrs 8
of course she's a douche, she uses one
Tamu_Chan 0
Did you speak up? I wouldn't have let him say that. Or be like "Well why don't I let you talk to your ex, PAL, Il go talk to this attractive man over here.." wow, sucks OP. :(
kristir9426 0
I would have immediately said "I am his wife" while shaking hands with her. At home that night, I would seriously express how wrong that was and completely flip out at him.
myschyveus 0
108 has the right idea. be an adult about it. yes it's wrong but two wrongs don't make a right. three lefts do.
Hump_Zilla 0
get drunk flash all of his friends run around acting like a fool talk about his penis size to everyone you meet
mcrluverchick 9
lolz agree
calvin60 0
u shouldve started just making out with him infront of her he's a deuche
sourgirl101 29
At first I read Dulce and now I'm craving Haagan Dazs.(;
SeanFredrick 3
Or girl scout cookies?
iR0ckSkinnys 3
Wow that does really suck. Maybe he still kinda likes her&wants her to think he is single or he might be embarrased of you. Make him sleep on the couch tonite
iR0ckSkinnys 3
3 Couches! that"ll fix em!
oxoashleeoxo 6
Wow, I would've said something, not just stand there in embarrassment. >< That's sad, OP. FYL
l0vehurts 4
divorce him!!!!
mcrluverchick 9
agree
Raleigh_bruh 7
Divorce isn't the answer for everything that goes wrong in a marriage..
smokergirl420 0
I agree with Raleigh
FMLRelapse 4
says the black guy
Raleigh_bruh 7
^ 1. Not black. 2. Stereotyping is lame, just like the people that say immature shit like you over the internet. :] 3. ... 4. Please do me a favor, and gtfo.
SarahBearXoX 0
#106 quiet fool your argument is invalid. btw
xACIDDx 0
Dammit #106! I was oh so close to getting through one day without seeing something stupid. SO CLOSE! Thanks for ruining my dreams...asshole. ًج _ج