Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML
Today, in an effort to rearrange my bedroom, I planned to reroute my internet cables under my house. Then I found out about the black widow infestation. FML
Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML
Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
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Saltime 0
She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.
Vanbilsen 4
Clean up your mess son
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Comments (150)
McMike10 1
State your authority now before the Queen declares war
KaanTech 0
Yea, use air strikes to soften their numbers then send marines to wipe them all, capture some them for interrigation incase there are some runners or some lucky ones whose were survived stone age during air strikes.
taazer 12
Ahahaha... Looks like you got yourself some new roommates.. Jk sorry op :)
foxmatrix15 8
Did u check the queens Internet connectivity was she on wireless? did u not put WEP on? Dammit man network Security is essential who knows what she downloaded using ur connection. She could have downloaded expensive ant ****.
je_suis_fml 11
too much.. smh
TaylorMcGown 2
Lolwut
mitchthepug 0
Sweet baby jesus!
guckylynn 19
This is the most poorly worded FML I have seen in a long time.
perdix 31
Check out the one from a day or two ago where the girl tried to kick her dad in Wal-mart, or the one where the guy pays some dude's rent so he can screw his girlfriend. Both of those are so badly-written that you have to read them many times to figure out what's going on, and, even then, you are not sure.
WoolyWhoop 7
I've seen children with better grammar than this piece of shit.
kamikrazy 6
Kill the queen then all the ants die.
Doppelganger10 4
Really?:o
thatonedame 6
Vacuum + shampooer + insect killer = problem solved. Clean up after yourself and stop bitching. Your neglect to pack in an orderly manner,(all your food in the same boxes) or unpack for to months caused the problem.
mea_iloveskiing 26
Looks like this FML is as messy as the situation at OP's house.
rexgar2000 10
so... if It was an unused corner and the queen has being laying eggs on you router, that means that the router was in the corner therefore the unused corner was actually being used.. :)
1hossyassnagga 0
Destroyed
leadman1989 16
You ain't got no pancake mix? FYL If they were spiders I would have been more sympathetic. I HATE spiders!