Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML
Today, in an effort to rearrange my bedroom, I planned to reroute my internet cables under my house. Then I found out about the black widow infestation. FML
Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML
Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
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Saltime 0
She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.
Vanbilsen 4
Clean up your mess son
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Comments (150)
ashes1005 0
1 y would u make this public because its disgusting 2 y did u not take out the boxes after u moved and 3 obviously theyve been there a while if eggs r being laid
5t3ff1k4h 45
1. That's the point. 2. Because they forgot, just like they said. They're only human. 3. Yeah... that's also the point. Duh.
bucks2011 3
Charge them rent
HomeAl0ne 20
I don't see the issue. The manual for my wireless router says it come with a built in ant enna ('enna' is Japanese for 'nests', right?)
Evan2297 0
Unable to connect to Linksys.... Akward....
linnie_wesker 20
YDI. You live alone (at least that's what it sounds like) and are now responsible for your own shit. Unused corner? Give me a damn break. Also, you moved in two months ago and still have unpacked boxes? Why were baking mix and your router even in the same box? Unless they were living in the box and traveling to your router... but wouldn't you notice them?
geekstinkbreath 9
Oh god, that made me throw up a little bit. Clean up yo' shit!
hotpinkpepsi 6
that is the NASTIEST f***ing thing I have EVER heard!!!!!!!!!:( ... gag
blinkingstarlet 15
that's ******* disgusting!
CandiCupz_1990 1
Ugh sick. Eat them.
brun12 1
YDI for obviously never cleaning. What does "an unused corner" even mean?!