Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML
Today, in an effort to rearrange my bedroom, I planned to reroute my internet cables under my house. Then I found out about the black widow infestation. FML
Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML
Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
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Top comments
Saltime 0
She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.
Vanbilsen 4
Clean up your mess son
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Comments (150)
Enslaved 38
Must be killed wearing only your underwear.(: Past FML!
party_freak 9
You deserve it for being a filthy pig and for having poor grammer and spelling
okiidokii_fml 6
You can get your house bombed (ant killer) call an exterminater and cover all your stuff and then they'll bomb it and no more aunts... Or spray aunt killer all over it... Or... Call the router Person and say u never Ur router To be plugged in so he'll touch it
amphetamin3 17
"aunt killer?" thats a new one... (;
TaylorMcGown 2
Why would OP kill their aunt for what the ants did? Learn to spell lol...
Domino3k 8
That's sick as hell
zinnyt 4
EW THAT'S SO NASTY
Skummy 0
Vacuum them up hahaha
guitarplayer546 0
I hope they are helping with rent.
HomeAl0ne 20
No, but they are are keeping other animals away. Not one bear sighted since they moved in!
keshaforever1 14
O.o That's gross....
D11Churchkill 8
At least it wasn't roaches
Sniper3000 0
Or bed bugs
shootintacos 0
Or jews.
icychil 13
Unused corner where there is your wireless router? YDI. Ants are cool, of course.