Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after days of cleaning out pantry cabinets and throwing away infested food, I thought I had finally gotten rid of my moth problem. Then I vacuumed, and saw several dozen larvae coming out of my carpet. FML
Today, after six weeks of dealing with various exterminators, my roommate and I were about to toast to what we were told was a wasp-free room. That's when we noticed several much smaller wasps flying around. Not only is our wasp problem not solved, but our room is a wasp breeding ground. FML
Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat, and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
Today, I made a horrific discovery; the months-long gnat epidemic in my spotlessly clean home has been emanating from my coffee pot. They've been procreating inside it all this time. I use it every day. FML
Today, there's a moth in my house, who either does nothing, or flies around like it just ate enough sugar for one lifetime. Every time I see it, I think it's a wasp and, being deathly afraid of them, I go into a full-blown panic attack until the sight of it bumping into light bulbs brings me back to reality. FML
Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband discovered a big wasp nest on the porch. Rather than spray it, he decided to suck up the wasps with the vacuum. He also did not empty it. I can see the still living wasps buzzing furiously inside the vacuum chamber and I'm scared to touch it. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML
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rpy13 13
We’ve had pantry moths, they are horrible to get rid of. They had laid eggs in so many of those little holes where you put the pegs to set the height of your shelves! We cleaned them ALL out and sealed them. The moths come in from either the grocery store or the warehouse where the food is stored, so it’s very hard to prevent.
Yudith 28
Adopt a honey badger; they eat wasps, gnats, and moths, and they are more efficients than spiders.
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rpy13 13
We’ve had pantry moths, they are horrible to get rid of. They had laid eggs in so many of those little holes where you put the pegs to set the height of your shelves! We cleaned them ALL out and sealed them. The moths come in from either the grocery store or the warehouse where the food is stored, so it’s very hard to prevent.
Yudith 28
Adopt a honey badger; they eat wasps, gnats, and moths, and they are more efficients than spiders.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I think it's past time to call an exterminator.