Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
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Saltime 0
They want to join in! ...Don't let them.
CountJugular 3
Your parents are awesome
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Comments (222)
onestarjv 3
Thats not funny tho.... Its jus sick
luongo6 0
U should do the same thing when they have sex ;)
Kirashai 9
5 - Why would any person want to see their parents *******?
SirObvious 1
That's-high-larious
rarrar321 3
Why are you having sex at your parents' house with them there?
indielove 13
That should give you a hint to stop having sex while your parents are at a 5 mile proximity. Parents live off their kid's embarrasment.
sarcasticbitch 7
That's a cockblock parenting. New invention.
Keyman1212 14
I always think YDI when any FML has to do with parents hearing you sexcapades.
LiveLaughFML 10
your girlfriend must find it amusing if this the 2nd time now and she's still with you >:D
amphetamin3 17
what I can help but wonder is if they stopped when the parents came in... and if not, if the parents watched. ew.
Finn_the_human 5
They sound pretty laid back I doubt that it will keep happening. But unless you are over the age of 19 why would you do that while they are there and where they can hear you?
cruxx 0
Did you at least finish?
macman23 4
Damn 69 you got boobs for days
Aysian 0
Dang 69
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Aysian's boobies are showing too.
EvilPotato 15
Why do your parents want to see you guys having sex.
elephantom12 9
69 - just put your boobs away, we know your starving for attention.
KiddNYC1O 22
It's always the young ones that rebel against their parents. Don't take them for granted. The more you know... :Ding:
hardonforjesus 10
Shouldn't have been making so much noise!
markrs 0
What would be funny is if they came in right as he orgasmed
Ddevon 4
I honestly think them taking the time to put clothes on to burst in would be worse. be thankful OP
tjv3 10
go get a room
ikickgingers 15
Op obviously had a room, since the parents walked in it. Op needs to ; A- invest in a lock B- invest in a lock C- lock the ******* door
cinderella10383 6
Age 19? Or did you mean 18? You are a legal consenting adult at 18
MrShizzBear 0
if your old enough to have sex with your girlfriend while your parents are there, you should be able to buy a lock for your door...
Eaglestrike117 29
YDI for thinking this is an FML. You probably have the most relaxed parents I've ever heard of.
a_nutritionist 10
if your parents have burst in on you having sex more than once youre clearly making no attempt to be discreet about it. get some ******* tact, your parents dont want to hear your bad performance. ydi.
cocknblock 0
So ur mom walked in with nothing but underwear on?
MrBrightsidexvi 6
no no the parents walked in on him *******, twice. wearing nothing but underwear
zendaddy0 0
Just be glad it wasn't a bondage kit....
WolfsGuns 0
Next time ask them to join (; Lol just kidding.
bigguy123456 2
129, isnt that a little hypocritical considering your username??
bigguy123456 2
154. Nice pic little guy..
itsaseceret 5
Amen!:D
elyk81 0
Hahah
clumsylittleme 11
Wow... *****(:
Link5794 18
Some people would use a lock. I would recommend a bear trap.
Subcontinent 14
I just want to point out to all the people saying he deserved it because of the noise that he might well not have been moaning and groaning the whole time - my bedroom is above the kitchen, we have thin walls, if my bed rocks they'd know, not that it's too awful because I'm old enough that they trust me and they love my boyfriend. They're fine with it happening in the house and all we have to do is try and make sure we don't move the bed too much
CountJugular 3
Your parents are awesome
LaydiexSkull 3
I agree, me and my husband would probably do the same thing(x
cyns0_oaSailor 0
Your 16 and married? Or is that a future husband?
zachherbert 10
Is this the same dad that apoligized for walking in on his cheating son?
LaydiexSkull 3
Yes, future husband -__-
YoTengoTomatoes 7
That's actually pretty creepy... Not awesome
sugar902 0
Hahahaha it's hilarious!!
CryMoreFMLs 15
Holy shit 150 is a girl?!
Iheartfunny 1
Really OP twice? You need to find a new place to have sex.
LaydiexSkull 3
Yes I'm a girl...:(
CBlaze93 10
A girl who probably won't get married.
anakaren_831 1
that should teach you :)
superangryandy 2
Teach you to do what, stop populating the earth?
djmigues 7
Apparently not. It didn't teach him the first time.
karch 0
27- can you quit being a dumbass?
dmw25 0
See this is why no one likes you. Dumbass why would that teach him? At least his parents are being cool about it and not flipping a bitch.
Iknoweverything 29
87, I find it amusing that your comment has been buried, and hers isn't... maybe nobody likes number 3, and maybe it was a stupid comment, but you don't have to be an ass about it!
Iknoweverything 29
Oh yeah, and 18 thumbs on 3's comment shows that you're wrong on both counts.
FatMan23 10
Obvious troll is obvious (#87)
bigxbroxlol1 2
learning the hard way haha (:
PinkElephants713 6
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." Does this work here? :P
Saltime 0
They want to join in! ...Don't let them.
Dr_Jalepenos 0
The funny thing he still hasn't learned not to have sex while they're home
Dr_Jalepenos 0
Oh wait does that mean u saw ur moms...........
TeeHee124 0
Dick?
NotAPedo 0
141 I thought he was gonna say "toes"
Dr_Jalepenos 0
It's more of thet (please insert here) kinda thing
minisquid 9
In the words of Sgt. Reznov: " They have tried before. Do not let them!" God, I need to get out more.
Dflips 0
Like the fist of stallin up your ass
boatsnhoes9769 0
...wow
Dr_Jalepenos 0
Shit I hate when I comment and it doesn't show up on this iPhone and I end up putting two of the same comments. Luckily I get like 100 seconds to change it but can't delete it. Sucks.
boatsnhoes9769 0
Cool story man
Dr_Jalepenos 0
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zachherbert 10
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zachherbert 10
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GwarKitty 5
What the eewww???
olpally 33
More like.... What the ****???
Vanbilsen 4
Your parents are kinda funny aha, but it sucks when your parents walk in on you :l
taytoc 10
4 WAY! no... Nvm... Thats just... Eww
Journiexo 18
*shivers* XD
hidinginthesky 0
Oh god
jakeman11 8
Think it's time for a new location?
EmilyShmemily496 0
Hasn't he learned yet? Der!
peacheso 31
Or op could try locking his bedroom door!
peacheso 31
Or op could try locking his bedroom door!