Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML
Today, in an effort to rearrange my bedroom, I planned to reroute my internet cables under my house. Then I found out about the black widow infestation. FML
Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML
Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
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Top comments
Saltime 0
She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.
Vanbilsen 4
Clean up your mess son
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Comments (150)
jakeman11 8
That's why your connection has been bugging you!
AfroD 0
Hahahaha that's a good one !!
minisquid 9
ba dum *crash*
azxn7 3
I see what you did there
DeadPixel4 29
That's very punny
WCARlover 35
Oh gross...but hey ants are one of the better insects...couldve been maggots :o
ILoveEggnog 7
Yes. Maggots are totally a species.
BrianAlarcon 0
Use poison to kill them!(:
iChel413 6
It doesn't work! They always come back!
beezleboss2010 3
**** illuminati!
HomeAl0ne 20
Yeah, they'll just move to your printer next.
ImmaB3AST 7
Ants... You gotta hate them little bastards
cicpjaky 6
Time to bring out the heavy duty raid
KennKenn 0
The queen just wants some wi-fi for her kids.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Ants-1 You-0
Aysian 0
Hhh
SirWrangler 5
Do you always creep on glitteryrhinoes profile, Aysian??
Glitterhinoceros 14
It seems like it, stranger danger D:
nero9112 4
Fix the grammar of this FML now!
vashthestampede 0
Raid works wonder, if you don't have asthma that is
perdix 31
Just think, if the worker ants brought the baking mix to the queen and it blended with the ant eggs, then the heat of the router cooked it up, you could have had cake. CAKE!
ananonymousguy 0
Get back in your thinking box!
BernieBeauty 1
LOL how do you think of that?
MonieeKay 9
The cake is a lie.