YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ant_hater
United States
Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
Anonymous
Hello little guy
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
Jules
Germany
New neighbors
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Anonymous
Sneaky
Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML
moorox45
United States
Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
ewicsmelly
United States
Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
somuchforthat
Australia
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
kp.
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Gotta have it
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
yuckspider
United States
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Top comments
Horde 8
You were lucky. They could have been Alliance ants, and ganked your feet all day [/nerd]
atomicJ 0
They had it all planned out
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Comments (74)
lionandthelamb61 9
Maybe do laundry more often and don't leav your socks outside? If both those things don't apply, that's really weird.
GooeyChickenman 0
lol first 2 comments, almost 3 are from the same people above this FML.
AA357 0
guys, she lives in the united Arab emirates, probably happens all the time.
Miq94 0
erm not really I live in the UAE and it's actually more civillised and cleaner than most countries ( including USA) so ye op is jus really dirty not because she lives in the uae
breakofdawn1 0
lol ants like to gather sperm from humans and take it back to the hive for nesting question is why was there sperm in that guys sock some ones lonely hahaha btw I just pulled that gathering sperm out of your ass for the ppl really think that's true .... I can't say much
neondeath 0
that guy is a girl....
sadie820 3
I seriously doubt that
EatnBeef 7
op should keep spiders in his socks. just so ants wot get it.
lmBrown 0
14 don't hate on the Arabs u worthless piece of shit
shaytards_fml 9
#14 you seriously dunno anything about u.a.e, so shut it.
AZMarine 0
OP, this was a true FML
atomheartm_fml 0
Just because #14 used a stereotype doesn't make him an intolerant. You americans are so extreme. (The last sentence is a joke, calm down)
SarahStarzz 0
#14 ur very stupid -.- don't hate
atomicJ 0
They had it all planned out
jonan1212 5
their death wish? :s
ItsaMeLuigi 6
A little ant army! just like the movie "ants".
x_Cupcakes 0
Eww. What happened to clean socks?
mariazzz 5
were there any in your pants too?
cheif_legit 0
derp
blgjohnnyy 0
wash ur socks more often man, that disguSting!
Charlie_Gardner 5
I see what you did there.
UTTU 0
Do you want ants? Because that is how you get ants!
Anjuhro 0
imagine if it were spiders lol
beefstew_54 3
why would you say such a thing D:
Horde 8
You were lucky. They could have been Alliance ants, and ganked your feet all day [/nerd]
Marzee 14
Reference win ^^
duckie227 22
I almost posted that. for the horde!
nymphy 0
actually, for the alliance. ;) ally ftw.
counterfit 10
**** the Horde! kek