Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
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Top comments
Exodiafinder687 58
Well at least now if she ever turns you down for sex you can just deal with it by beating her ex.
wishfulthinks 19
If he was a massive dick, take is as a compliment to your endowment.
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Comments (69)
Welshite 40
I guess he was a real Dick after all. That's why parents should never name their children Richard.
adrian1910 15
Break up with her
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ya I'd take it as an insult. Y she thinking of her ex while looking at your dick...
blazingshot147 19
Maybe it's a way to vent because she wants to pound the ex (not sexually)
iPixiee 23
Would be funny if the name of your ex is "Dick" :p jk
kpohil 13
or tiny
carecow 16
Her ex was called Lil' buddy too? Small world!
Exodiafinder687 58
Well at least now if she ever turns you down for sex you can just deal with it by beating her ex.
kpohil 13
#5 for the win
Wiringify 22
Brilliant.
bahamit 18
Hate to simply give props in a comment but that is simply genius, a true silver lining.
Killswitchknot 20
Congratulations 5, you won FML for the month
joeymo304 9
#5 knocked it out of the park
marcmaralou 15
I rarely take the time to thumb up comments... but you made me laugh
confushon 12
Best comment ever!
alex1022 11
ahhh Exodiafinder687 your comments never disappoint
wishfulthinks 19
If he was a massive dick, take is as a compliment to your endowment.
DisturbedSRT8 17
That's ****** up. At least you can get some enjoyment from beating him.
kpohil 13
seems kind of gay put that way.
xninix_fml 36
@9 not really.
lyricalservant 21
Coincidence? I think not!
appletreee 30
Maybe he was a huge dick to her ;)
brehhh_fml 8
i see what you did there
HighasaCloud 46
So when she says she loves [ex] you think she's talking about your penis. Also covers her ass when she accidentally calls out his name during sex. Wow, that's clever.