Today, someone on Facebook posted a really tiny picture that I couldn't read properly, so I responded, "What is this? A picture for ants?!" Turns out it was a commentary about rape, and now I look like an insensitive jackass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, something bad happened and I posted an FML, only to have a caption with a judgemental comment thrown on the top by some desk jockey asshat. FML
Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, I realized why the lady I had complimented the night before on Halloween about her amazing one-armed costume, looked so hurt. She is literally missing an arm. I'm an asshole. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
I am sure you were not the only one who had trouble reading the image
perdix 31
Ant rape is no laughing matter!
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Comments (112)
Awahso 25
I am sure you were not the only one who had trouble reading the image
addioty 19
The accidental asshole strikes again!
DefiningDivine 13
But, OP was the only one to say something.
DefiningDivine 13
OP should have asked another user what it said. EDIT: I have no idea why it posted twice, after editing.
Bevspeaks 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I have no idea what to say to this except you could have just left the "what is this?" comment
JennaNGood 21
Your life is not complete until you watch Zoolander. Go. NOW. And watch its majesty.
Bevspeaks 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I've watched Zoolander. I just don't like it. Sue me
JACKxRAWR 22
Will do, #28.
gc327072 31
*Law and order DUN DUN noise* Day 2 International Internet Court FML vs. Bevspeaks
ManInTheMachine 20
I spent longer than I should have trying to figure out that double negative, Baustigt. I guess I can't read too good either. :( By the way, that's what, like 3 FMLs in now? Crikey, get your shit together man!
Bevspeaks 11
#42 I would totally lose I would have to Justin Bieber over and over and over until I die.
CoffeeChickBlows 13
Eh. In retrospect and reading his comments, OP seems like an attention seeker.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Objection! My client, bevspeaks, is way too dumb to be held liable for these outrageous claims. He's a hard working commenter who does this only for his children, so please, take pity on this poor, stupid soul. The defense rests its case.
Bevspeaks 11
he, HE? since when is Bev a boy's nickname? Goodness I HAVE A PENIS
DJisHere11 19
#58 Nobody wants to read a Justin Bieber reference. Thank You and have a nice day.
gracehi 33
64, I don't always seek attention, but when I do I anonymously comment on a website under a false name with a dog for a profile picture.
baconator666 11
Wow, dude. FYL. I hate it when something's too tiny and I can't read it.
JustBeingAwesome 22
Ermm... First of all, hope you deleted the comment.. And umm.. Watch out for what you post online before doing it... Don't blame yourself if you didn't mean it OP :P
Ctrl_H 18
ummmm like she's like uhhhh soooooo like right about that...umm
misspulkadot24 17
5- I read your comment in that annoying nasally girl from Hannah Montana...not that I watch Hannah Montana...heheh...*rubs neck nervously*
TM24D 15
She was just putting personality in her comment, so excuse her for being a little original. It's not like you couldn't read it, so shut it.
Ctrl_H 18
Okay, who called the whiteknight?
VeganVampyre 27
91- Nobody. They have a sixth sense about these things.
BadApple88 29
Not your fault op you didnt know what it was a picture of
DocBastard 40
Oh Baustigt, you've looked like an insensitive jackass for years before this little episode. Am I right?
olpally 33
"Really ridiculously good-looking" are you Derek zoolander? Lol. As for your FML, meh, not a big deal if you couldn't see it that well to begin with. Apologize and move on.
skyeyez9 25
Don't lie. In reality, you are a talking white american bulldog who has access to the internet.
slooby_fml 25
I think that's actually a pitbull
CharresBarkrey 16
That is most definitely an American Bulldog...
Schiffy 18
Regardless of what it was, that doesn't excuse it being unreadable.
jnanderson 16
At least a picture for spiders
starile 20
If not for mice.
perdix 31
Ant rape is no laughing matter!
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
well that ant true. haha. my first pun and I think I failed. :(
Alihb 16
Then why did you even post it?
wowthatissad 9
This made me laugh like an idiot
evilplatypus 39
82 - Because everyone needs to start somewhere and by putting it out there people can offer constructive criticism. The first time you get a bike, you don't not ride it because you might fall off...
Alihb 16
Yes, I understand that, but theyre going on about how they think they failed the pun; if you design a failure of a car, are you going to put it on market?
dontkilljay 14
I think that everyone is overlooking the fact that ant rape is no joke and causes mental and physical trauma to thousands of ants every day. OP and all of you should be ashamed for disregarding such a sensitive issue.
dontkilljay 14
Ahhh #9 just beat me to it
Ctrl_H 18
Well if you look at it technically, because you wrote a lot more and were more descriptive, you started writing your comment before perdix. So technically speaking, you beat him. If that makes you feel any better.
skyeyez9 25
Ants who are victims of rape cope with their pain by shoving cockroaches into light sockets.
perdix 31
#37, no, I type very slowly with a hunt 'n' peck method. (I won't tell you how I hunt 'n' peck ;) ). I'm sure I started writing first.
ball_crusher 4
we get it. it's funny because you're making a joke about rape. herp derp
Soloman212 28
56, as 10 pointed out, rape, particularly the kind involving hive minded insects, is no joking matter.
skyeyez9 25
I think the perpetrators of ant rape prefer to call it "surprise sex."
FiFiLovee 26
@48- I actually just read the FML you're talking about! XD Poor mentally unstable ants.. I will never judge them again! /_
TheCanucklehead 22
Glasses would be nice. I wear 2 pairs to make it look more dramatic when I take one off