Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML
Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
Today, my junkie son came to the house showered, in clean clothes, with sobriety chips from NA, full of apologies, and we had a good cry about his recovery. I went to the kitchen for tissues, for less than a minute, but when I got back he’d stolen my purse, television, and spare change jar with about £75 in it. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML
Today, our dog died suddenly, so I paid for tests to find out why. Turns out she had zero blood sugar, like a diabetic who overdosed on insulin. I’m diabetic and I’m always telling my 6 year-old son it’s medicine to make daddy better. The dog was sick yesterday, and my son knows how I inject. Damn. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14
Dont crush his dream of becoming a dog groomer. I bet he did a lovely job and your just overreacting.
ChaPStikkWhoRe 0
The dog probably peer pressured your son into getting high and then shaving him!
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Okayitwasme 0
We bought drug testing kits from a web site called: drug test your kids . Com . We will test them after going to parties. They use it as a reason not to do it. They say I can't my parents drug test me. As far as I'm concerned if they want to live in my house I pay for, my rules! Trust me it has been the best money well spent! They have them for smoking cigarettes too. It helps young teens with the peer pressure to try drugs. Good luck OP
cinderella10383 6
My only worry about you doing this is the fact that you are not allowing them to experiment and make mistakes so then once they leave your house they may get out of control and as adults that's a horrible time to get into trouble.. To each their own but just sayin
Okayitwasme 0
No, your wrong, had we gotten those kits before our son was a young teen, chances are he would not have experimented with some of the drugs he did. It gives a child another reason to say no! Our girls being younger found it easier to say no. So let's apply this reasoning to other legal issues. It's okay to steal from people? Sorry no grey area there!
Okayitwasme 0
Drug test your kids dot com is where we got kits to test our teen age kids I have 3. It really works well best money we spent. Peer pressure to try it was the biggest challenge. My kids just say no I can't my parents will drug test me. Their friends know we do, so they just don't ask them to partake. Good luck OP
Okayitwasme 0
I put this up the first time and it didn't appear so I tried a second time now it's up twice FML
CJ_DA9 0
If its just weed give him a slap on the wrist and tell him that you don't wanna catch him again. I'm 17 and I used to smoke all the time. Then it got old. And now I don't smoke. Just tell him not to be stupid about it If you take him to a rehab center for weed he's gonna hate you even more.
loroxe 6
At least OP is helping her son, I know some parents wouldn't give a crap.
allplayedout 20
Try to put your son in rehab for marijuana and he'll get laughed out of the room. It's good he didn't hurt the dog, tell him to quit acting an idiot while high or otherwise and let him know you won't be helping with the legal consequences if he gets caught...
sleepydeath 4
Getting help is gonna make it worse
Sammiches 12
Dog sweaters are awesome! But only if the dog really needs 'm.
jizzwold 21
It depends on what the son got high on
xStaciexLynnx 15
Everyone on here saying "all teenagers do it" is wrong. Chances are if you say that you're a stoner and have stoner friends so you think everyone does it. Some of us had jobs and grades and extracurriculars to worry about. Rehab might be an overreaction but he still needs help because it's not "fine" and "normal" to feel the need to get high.
LaDeFreakinDa 4
I have a really good friend who is second in her senior class and has a 4.0 grade average, is in many extracurricular activities ect. and she smokes weed drinks, all that. probably 95% of my graduating class INCLUDING the valedictorian smoke. My point being just because you smoke weed doesn't mean you're stupid or don't have a life outside of weed. so drop the self-righteous attitude kthxbai
cinderella10383 6
Exactly dude... I do it to chill out some nights at home if I'm extremely stressed out, if I can't sleep or just to make food taste better btw I'm 28 years old, mother of 3 and have never done anything stupid like OP, never been pulled over and never been to jail
LaDeFreakinDa 4
There is a reason it's used for medicinal purposes. its not heroin or meth so calm your chesticles
RedPillSucks 33
Both heroin and cocaine were used for medicinal purposes at one time. Cocaine used to be in coca cola. "That's the real thing" was really the real thing. Ask a really old person why coke just doesn't taste the same. Marijuana is a drug delivery system for THC, just like coca is for coke, or cigarettes is for nicotine. You may want to argue whether weed is harmful or not, but please use a better argument. And just because everyone in your peer group does drugs doesn't mean everyone (or even most) does it.
LaDeFreakinDa 4
everyone in my peer group doesn't do it. I personally do not do it not to say I haven't but I no longer do seeing as I'm a mother. marijuana has proven medical benefits. heroin if it weren't so addicting would be a helpful painkiller however where there's use there's abuse. all I was trying to say is that just because someone smokes weed doesn't mean they're worthless or stupid. without marijuana some cancer patients would be miserable.
Okayitwasme 0
Ya, you go with that, your so smart ? What does it do to THEIR children. The next generation???
LaDeFreakinDa 4
Yes I am smart. Thank you. However, YOU'RE clearly terrible with the English language, which I can only assume trickles down into the rest of YOUR academic ability. Also, YOU'RE 30+ arguing with teenagers online. YOUR argument is invalid.
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
If it was just some weed its okay, but anything else isn't to great for younger people.