Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML
Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
Today, my junkie son came to the house showered, in clean clothes, with sobriety chips from NA, full of apologies, and we had a good cry about his recovery. I went to the kitchen for tissues, for less than a minute, but when I got back he’d stolen my purse, television, and spare change jar with about £75 in it. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML
Today, our dog died suddenly, so I paid for tests to find out why. Turns out she had zero blood sugar, like a diabetic who overdosed on insulin. I’m diabetic and I’m always telling my 6 year-old son it’s medicine to make daddy better. The dog was sick yesterday, and my son knows how I inject. Damn. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14
Dont crush his dream of becoming a dog groomer. I bet he did a lovely job and your just overreacting.
ChaPStikkWhoRe 0
The dog probably peer pressured your son into getting high and then shaving him!
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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
133- I love how you called everyone else idiots but you could not spell out the word "you". It's two more letters, find them and use them.
Calyx_fml 22
If it was just weed and he is older than 16 then don't worry about the "help".
fo_86 0
Smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol are ten times worse than smoking marijuana so leave the kid alone! Also, the pot didn't make him shave the dog...his stupidity did.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
138, It can be psychologically addictive, but whether addiction grabs hold of you or not depends on your natural predisposition to addiction. With psychological addiction, it doesn't have to be a substance. It could be anything you find extremely pleasurable. Some are more susceptible, others are less susceptible. Every person has to monitor themselves closely if they choose to use drugs. Too bad most kids just stuff themselves full of whatever they can find, regardless of what stupid shit they'll do while they're on it, and don't care how many times they do it. It's tragic, really.
luccmon 6
I dunno, gotta be pretty high to shave your dog...
EriccaLuv 0
Why would anyone need help for getting high? It's a perfectly natural substance that should be legal. Kthnxbai :3
absencia 0
What ******* drugs was this kid on?
Ikickmidgets 11
make the little bastard get a job. if wants to get stoned, make him work for it like the rest of us! all of you need to get off your moral pedestal, the kid is being a kid. get a damn life.
cherryllollo 7
people who smoke weed don't need help. maybe u shud smoke some n maybe ud appreciate ur sons help!
jacquesromualdez 12
Yey more for us!