Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML
Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
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ravingroadkill 11
Are they fur real?!
rg350dx 29
1. Wait til they fall asleep and shave a patch of hair off of them. 2 Proceed to uncontrolled laughter.
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Comments (73)
ravingroadkill 11
Are they fur real?!
s0m3guy2010 21
Of course they are. That's why the FML is on hair.
HowieDoIt 21
Thia does razor real question, hopefully someone can patch this up.
Pleonasm 36
It was definitely a bald move on their part; I hope they shaved you a very good explanation because this is clump-pletely unnaceptable.
HowieDoIt 21
Someone should tell them to cut it out before their pranks go down a dangerous root.
ekb777 13
Fur the love of dog, can we stop with the puns?! That'd be pawsome, thanks.
Wizardo 34
Are you barking mad, there's at least ca-nine more puns in this...
truesarrif 33
I hope they had a good explanation or else they're in deep shit-zu
groovycrazyjoe 18
it's fur tastic that they are bonding lead by the alpha of the house:-)
crymore007 11
Guys, can we just paws for a second? OP has been through a lot. How you guys can laugh remains a caninedrum to me. Don't terrier self up over it though, I won't hound you guys anymore.
rastamon2 6
How pet-rifying! Sorry OP, sounds like your dog has it ruff.
Comet_Candy 23
Boys will be boys...
rg350dx 29
1. Wait til they fall asleep and shave a patch of hair off of them. 2 Proceed to uncontrolled laughter.
RedPillSucks 33
3. ???? 4. Profit!!!
VannahJane 17
I don't think i will ever understand the male species
Karen626 8
i think thats for the best. or else they might actually try to understand us.
lilhellian 27
I don't think I will ever understand the female species..
Pleonasm 36
I don't think I'll ever understand FML comment sections.
SynysterNero 20
Your husband sounds like a fun guy
SoulAmeliorate 16
I bet the dog thinks so.
kasumirock 13
While I agree with you, he's still setting a bad example for his son.
Spazz420 7
It could've been a lot worse!! Something could've been on fire
MuseFan1991 14
exactly, and the fur will grow back so no big disaster
timelessone 16
Father son bonding time. No moms allowed!
bReLiNg 18
Aww :( poor doggie! I wouldn't have cooked them dinner. Or any food.
slooby_fml 25
Seems like they had fun. At least no one got seriously injured.
RedPillSucks 33
The dog might beg to differ.
slooby_fml 25
That's why I said "seriously" injured. It's not like it was profusely bleeding, or had a huge gash. It might have hurt to get the fur out, but it wasn't seriously injured.
evilplatypus 39
The dog's self esteem could be seriously injured.
80skid 15
Still no reason to abuse an innocent animal.
daydreamer244 13
That's male bonding for you.