Pugs not drugs
Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML
Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
Today, my junkie son came to the house showered, in clean clothes, with sobriety chips from NA, full of apologies, and we had a good cry about his recovery. I went to the kitchen for tissues, for less than a minute, but when I got back he’d stolen my purse, television, and spare change jar with about £75 in it. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML
Today, our dog died suddenly, so I paid for tests to find out why. Turns out she had zero blood sugar, like a diabetic who overdosed on insulin. I’m diabetic and I’m always telling my 6 year-old son it’s medicine to make daddy better. The dog was sick yesterday, and my son knows how I inject. Damn. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14
Dont crush his dream of becoming a dog groomer. I bet he did a lovely job and your just overreacting.
ChaPStikkWhoRe 0
The dog probably peer pressured your son into getting high and then shaving him!
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Comments (265)
PeteyPablo12308 20
How thoughtful of you.
usmcsniper16 0
definately wasnt high off bud cuz weed doesnt make u do dumb shit like that
changesinme 0
And after all those, get a new shaver, you don't wanna use the old one
Saturn_fml 23
Just be glad he didn't hurt the dog and don't give up trying to help your son.
jizzwold 21
Ya "help" your son. I'm sure that will work.
2wenty0ne21 0
Jizzwold I think were the only stoners on here, everyone else is mislead! Henry Anslinger would be proud :(
ShroomsOnAcid 17
It depends on your definition of "help". Real help would address the underlying issues that are causing his desire to use drugs. Those are unfortunately often overlooked, in favor of a "just stop it" method. Sometimes there are no issues. Sometimes drug use is about discovering the depths of your mind, and dimensions previously unknown. It's about curiosity, knowledge, and experience. It's something completely different than "let's get high and do stupid shit". If this happens to be the reason, the best you can do is make sure your son is well educated about the substance he's using, to prevent harm as much as possible.
missdaulton 0
The only help that kid needs is help finding a lighter for shit sakes it's pot. Be happy that's all it is! At least it's not meth right? At least he's not jacking boxes of suddafed and taking them by the handfuls or cooking it and as far as the dog situation if he was my kid he would be ground for what he did to lassie before I grounded him for the pot...and hair grows
missdaulton 0
The only help that kid needs is help finding a lighter for shit sakes it's pot. Be happy that's all it is! At least it's not meth right? At least he's not jacking boxes of suddafed and taking them by the handfuls or cooking it and as far as the dog situation if he was my kid he would be grounded for what he did to lassie before I grounded him for the pot...and hair grows...send him to grooming classes not rehab, shit do it as a punishment bet he'll never do that again. And just remember not everyone gets better in rehab, take Lindsey Lohan for example...look what rehab has done for her...really though look at her ugh
white16sox 19
191 nice double post and where does it say he was high on pot? Could've been acid for all we know.
majorbob10 0
At least the dog is happy. The best time to wear a striped sweater... Is all the time... One with a yellow turtleneck!
bms1996 12
that's the kind :)
Lizzy500 16
The line is "One with a COLLAR, turtleneck... that's the kind" Yeah, I watch too much Spongebob.
iggz 0
A friend with weed is a friend indeed
brianjman14 23
Your son is ******* moron.
superficialheart 11
No need to be hasty there, I'm sure he's a great kid, just caught in the wrong crowd.
Ins0mau 20
Well, at least he's *******, I guess...
RedPillSucks 33
I don't think he got that far with the dog. That was probably the next step, but the drugs ran out before the dog got some.
Savra_fml 17
#23, are you moron & being ****** by her son? Doesn't matter, because you are A fucling moron amyway.
EriccaLuv 0
Why is he a moron? He was smoking a perfectly natural substance that has basically no negative effects.
rainbowbigbird 7
He's a moron for shaving the dog and poorly at that apparently. Not for smoking. Lol.
Alexisthebestest 16
He just smoked some weed. It's not serious enough for you to put him in rehab or anything...although shaving your dog while he's supposedly high does seem kinda dramatic. Maybe he's one of those people that pretends to be a stoner.
ohmandapants 17
NeThat is exactly what I was thinking. Unless he's shooting up or sniffing and snorting shit...you know to the point where he can't live without it...but if it's just weed every now and then, don't waste your money on rehab.
ohmandapants 17
NeThat? What is this. I meant That -.-
Alexisthebestest 16
Haha, I just know that a lot of teenagers around here like to act like they smoke lots of weed, especially around 4/20, with their bob marley shirts like they're the shit ha.
j_cat187 20
If he was screaming nude rolling in a puddle of puke get him help. But his is weed we are talking about. The only danger he will face with weed are the cops that treat weed like a hardcore drug. There is nothing wrong with smoking a bowl.
Alexisthebestest 16
Most cops around here will let you get away with a little weed. No one really takes weed seriously ha.
Dirk667 0
Usually high refers to marijuana, and that's not a drug, if he was on coke he was lit, rolling on pills, triping on shroom or acid, real drugs are illegal, weed is a natural remedy for boredom
Savra_fml 17
How is marijuana not a drug, Dirk?!?
DropBearHunter 8
Because its a herb. Similar to how steroids aren't a drug but a 'natural supplement' :P.
Savra_fml 17
So, following this logic, coke & heroin would also not be considered as drugs but "natural substances" because they come from plants, right? I doubt that arguement would work with Mr. Policeman.
rattusrattus 19
You can't expect a non-drug-user to keep up with drug slang. I doubt the OP took drugs recently, if at all, and I doubt she partook in nuanced discussions about narcotic-related colloquialisms.
DocBastard 40
Please don't feed the stoner. Er, the troll. Everyone knows that everything that exists on the planet is natural.
DropBearHunter 8
Kind of missed the joke didnt you....
Jaxx66 21
I consider anything that messed with your judgment to be a drug or a form of. Weed isn't serious enough to get help, so much as him needing to be under lock and key to make sure he doesn't get anymore. But I think goin to rehab or something for the one thing that isn't addicting is a tad much when a talk may work.
CJ_DA9 0
I agree with dirk. I don't smoke or anything. But what he is saying as hardcore drugs take more to get them to the state in order to "do" them. Meth needs to be chemically made, coke needs to be prepared, pills thats an obvious, weed you can take right off the plant and smoke it.
crw817 3
Because it grows in the ******* ground, it's a plant!!! God put it here.
Savra_fml 17
Why do people think you can't get addicted to marijuana? (looking forward to the answers...)
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
I wouldn't say Cannabis isn't a drug, but its definately not as bad as people think. Smoke is smoke, and it will effect your lungs over time. BUT, as far as the plant itself goes, its not bad. Just the whole smoke aspect, which even then isnt too bad.
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
It is possible to be addicted, but the amount you would have to smoke at one time isn't humanly possible.
Savra_fml 17
#95, addiction develops over time. It's not a one off event. If that was the case, everyone that has ever tried a harder drug would be addicted.
cinderella10383 6
Weed is not addicting I can smoke it for 2 weeks and put it down with no problem you would need to ingest super large amounts of a period of time for it to get addicting and it's humanly impossible to smoke the amount needed daily and over a large time to become addicted how many people have you heard that have OD'D on weed?? None!!
Savra_fml 17
Goggle can be your friend in this one. By the way, ODing is totally different to addiction. Many types of weed exist, some more potent than others. People are also different, some being more prone to addiction than others. Do you drink alcohol while you smoke for 2 weeks?
RedPillSucks 33
Drugs can be psychologically addicting as well as physically addicting. Weed (which is a delivery system for the drug THC, just like cigarettes are for Nicotine) can be psychologically addicting. It affects everyone differently so personal anecdotes are pointless.
Savra_fml 17
Well said # 125. Now if everybody listens to you....
Enslaved 38
Agreed, RPS. I know people that are totally addicted to smoking weed. They can't function normally without it and go through anxiety attacks. I think maybe when people say it's not addictive, they're speaking about physical withdrawals which aren't strong like when a person stops other so called "harder drugs" (this includes alcohol) but I believe addiction can still occur. Addiction is a state of mind too, just like I know people that are addicted to ****.
EriccaLuv 0
Coke and heroin WERE natural until they modified it into a drug...there is no modifying in weed
Savra_fml 17
#159, unless you are talking about coca-cola (a.k.a. Coke), go back to school you twit. The so called "modification" you think that makes it not natural is extraction & purification. Resin from marijuana plants can also be "modified" the same way for your smoking pleasure. Pure or not, still a plant and still a drug!
Tarak_fml 7
Savra, it is damn near physically impossible to get addicted to weed. You can become dependent on it, which is similar to an addiction, but there is a difference. The amount needed to cause dependence, is absurdly large anyway
missdaulton 0
Except silicone...
jessmariee 7
There's no modifying in weed?... Ever hear of chronic?...
challenger442 2
Your to stupid to insult
samsam23t 8
no coke and heroine would still be considered illicit substance because they are processed by juicing the leaf adding other harmful chemicals to make the high, higher. if you were eating the dried leaf straight up then it would be considered natural. also the dried cokaplant leaves are a remedy for altitude sickness.
Seduisant 7
On the bright side, his fur will grow back :D Your son needs help though.