Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get frisky when the Furby Party Rocker all the way across the room started going off on its own and completely killed the mood. I took the batteries out of the little bastard immediately, but the mood was lost. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML
Today, I bought my first ever vibrator after months of wanting one. Apparently, I bought a cheap product, because it broke and started going off by itself later. It shook my whole dresser while my best friend and I were in the room. I couldn't get it to shut off. FML
Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML
Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I thought it would be hot to go down on my girlfriend while she was playing a video game on the PC. Unfortunately, someone killed her in game and she wheeled the chair forward in anger, right into my nuts. It took her a few seconds to notice, then she blamed me for getting her killed. FML
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gosh_mate 30
People still own Ferby's? I remember them being popular over 10 years ago, and found them creepy even then.
Aiden89 23
**** block Furby, ouch
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gosh_mate 30
People still own Ferby's? I remember them being popular over 10 years ago, and found them creepy even then.
RichardPencil 32
The first time through, I read it as "getting off on its own." That was hilarious!
HalfLit 17
Lol I wouldn't let something that silly ruin my "mood". Just take the batteries out, laugh it off, and keep going. YDI for being so fragile
Aiden89 23
**** block Furby, ouch
latenerd 11
YDI for having a Furby in your house that wasn't already smashed to pieces. Those things are beyond annoying.
Glowworm56 27
I was waiting to hear "But it didn't have any batteries!"
mariri9206 32
You know they run on fear and human souls, instead of batteries, right?
Jhk9000 23
You're clearly too young to be having sex if you still own a Furby.
TonierShadow 19
Anyone else think of that one guy from Family Guy who would always end coitus stories about his girlfriend with "But she was like: 'There was no way.'"
TonierShadow 19
Anyone else think of that one guy from Family Guy who would always end coitus stories about his girlfriend with "But she was like: 'There was no way.'"