Mr Hickory, USA 32 years-old Single
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
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