Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Today, I'm worried senseless over my mom who's in hospital in an induced coma due to COVID-19, and my boyfriend complains that I don't want to have sex with him as often as he wants. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
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Top comments
KatieHoof345 12
Aw ); I'm sorry to hear about your mom. Btw OP, your boyfriend is a heartless ass. You deserve better!!
NoNotTheFace 8
"You know what else might not live much longer? This relationship."
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Comments (142)
StoryOfTheYear 15
I like-a duh sexaytam
enonymous 9
Take 5 OP. I got your back and I am willing to take 1 or 2 for the team
SCREAM4meeee 0
I hope you guys still had video chat sex :O
13FTW 9
1, that was the most amazing comment so far! I truly don't understand what kind of no life has thumbed you down. Borat kicks ass! "I lik-a you, you be ma boyfriend!"
tjv3 10
this should read my now ex boyfriend. YDI if you stat with him.
fredlax9 7
Is this Ryan braatz? ITS FRED
KatieHoof345 12
Aw ); I'm sorry to hear about your mom. Btw OP, your boyfriend is a heartless ass. You deserve better!!
aruam365 24
Agreed. He clearly has no respect for you, or your emotions. A good boyfriend would try to comfort you. Don't waste your time with someone like that.
DerekBlaskie 6
Definitely dump the guy.. You deserve better.. I can count 20 strangers here on fml with more compassion then that dickless loser.
nollid7 5
He Op get a life, maybe it'd be better to have real sex, and tough shi* ppl tend to die.
Teehee2 0
why don't you die? then maybe we would give a shit. :l
RacistPancake 6
Are you?
austin1313 0
Why do people constantly say this? It's annoying as ****.
E_ve 9
I'm sorry to hear about your mother :( and you're boyfriend is an insensitive dick!
thantomaniac 0
insensitive dick = increased libido. Not a problem.
Grimmerie 31
how do you spell "your" right once, then **** it up just a few words later?
kings1fan 6
What a bitch
cbdee 8
#5- who's the bitch? BF for being an insensitive ass, mom for dying or OP cuz obviously she didn't feel up 2 *it* ???
CryMoreFMLs 15
47 - I don't know who the bitch is, but I know who the stupid one is. Take a guess. Okay, I give in. It's you.
cbdee 8
They're valid questions mr cry..
yeezheng 6
Dump him, for being so insensitive to your family members.
castrosabeast 7
What a heartless bastard! Hope your mom gets better!
Freeze_fml 17
Video chat sex? What is this I don't even...
FaceCramps 4
It's when you have sex with the video camera and then chat about it.
evilscorpi 29
so when your mother dies dear god forbid any time soon expect no sympanthy from him....and dont get mad for staying with such loser
NoNotTheFace 8
"You know what else might not live much longer? This relationship."