thantomaniac

Bored

Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML