Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Today, I'm worried senseless over my mom who's in hospital in an induced coma due to COVID-19, and my boyfriend complains that I don't want to have sex with him as often as he wants. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
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Top comments
KatieHoof345 12
Aw ); I'm sorry to hear about your mom. Btw OP, your boyfriend is a heartless ass. You deserve better!!
NoNotTheFace 8
"You know what else might not live much longer? This relationship."
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Comments (142)
ollie179 21
What an asshole. Was he born a prick?
Dreadful87 4
I'm sorry to hear bout your mom. But your boyfriends obviously cares more about sex than you. Dump his arse. You deserve better than that
WCARlover 35
There's a guy for you...always thinking with his penis
castrosabeast 7
Again, not ALL guys think with their penis!
Freeze_fml 17
And there's a woman, never thinking with her brain. Stereotypes are fun.
WCARlover 35
Okay...most then. OPs bf apparently
castrosabeast 7
Thank you! And 16 I wish I could thumb your comment up 6 billion times!
thantomaniac 0
And there's an idiot for you... not realizing that 6,000,000,000 packets sent to the fml server would most likely crash it.
Freeze_fml 17
Someone seems a bit grouchy.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Wow 27, are you completely stupid? He/she was just trying to express his/her appreciation for that post. Obviously nobody is going to thumb up a comment six billion times.
Llama_Face89 34
27- Wow, who pissed in your cornflakes this morning? Calm down man.
cinderellax1210 0
He's very inconsiderate time for a new boyfriend.
tsim_fml 0
video chat sex? you stick your dick and pussy on the camera or what?
Freeze_fml 17
The concept seems confusing to me as well. Judging by thumbs it seems to be a popular thing.
beebeeL 1
Lmfao^
thantomaniac 0
"you stick your dick AND pussy" implies that the OP has both. You do realize that, right?
Ugi 27
Well, given that cyber-sex and phone-sex don't involve you sending your dick over the internet/phone line (the day I invent a way to do that I will be a very rich man!) video-chat sex must presumably be the same; essentially phone-sex with pictures. Back on-topic however, we gather quite clearly that OP's boyfriend is only interested in one aspect of their "relationship". OP - you are not his GF. You are his sex-toy. If he cared at all about you then he would not react like that.
cbdee 8
Speak on it 33!
Melissa92_fml 13
It's just a question of getting off, watching someone else get off.
kuytsgoldenlocks 1
Sorry about your mum.
TaylorTheBoss 4
Swaggg
05559 1
BTW you're white.
amybaby2815 0
Sorry to here that!!!!! What an insensitive jerk!
mistersheezy 7
Priorities, anyone?
EwanSmith 2
absolute **** tease!
MrsPegg 45
And you're an absolute dick... FML's about death aren't really the place for comments like yours.