Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML
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rallison22 22
That is so ******* messed up
SarcasticShade 16
WTF
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Comments (208)
SarcasticShade 16
WTF
hrodvitnir 2
Pretty much. I was like "yeah OK, jacking off -" *record screech* O_o
metalscales 13
While it is in bad taste to jack off to a picture of your significant others mother who happens to be dead yall are acting like he's doing it a picture of her dead corpse... twisted but not even in the same league as the normal fml shit
chickenlips23 16
WHAT THE ACTUAL ****.
engineerosaurus 26
We're not just talking about jerking off to a picture of a dead woman. Even if we were though, shouldn't that be enough to creep him out and make him stop? Worse, this is his girlfriend's mother, and he's apparently so turned on by this he prefers it to sex with his significant other? That's ******* creepy.
HeadlessSparrow 20
That's exactly the first thing I said #1.
incoherentrmblr 22
The beginning of necrophilia...
orangeshels 19
I highly doubt she was dead in the photo. While its gross, jacking off to a photo taken when she was alive isn't the 'beginning of necrophilia'. He isn't attracted to dead bodies.
I_Bite 22
#139 I think it's more that a) it's disrespectful and b) it's his gfs mum..
Bman54 19
#143 I'm pretty sure she was just responding to what #114 said, and she's right. Just cause the woman in the picture is dead now does not mean jacking off to a picture of her while she was alive is the beginning of necrophilia.
1dvos_grl3 21
Guys, moral of this comment fude.. No one likes a smart ass!
chosha_fml 27
#75 Easily in the same league as normal FML shit. I'd break up with a guy for jacking off to a picture of my mother, even if she wasn't deceased and even if I was the one who'd not wanted to have sex.
sashakotlik 14
148, it's feud, not fude
ApparentlyNotEno 28
Indeed. It's nice to know necrophilia is alive and... um... hmmm...
krazayman 18
lol my jaw dropped all the way this was so surprising.
rallison22 22
That is so ******* messed up
devildog562 33
Completely agree. Although she said computer desk, I'm hoping for his sanity that he had **** up and chose to close that before zipping up. Otherwise that guy needs a seriously expensive shrink.
shutupshane12 12
If that was the case, I think she'd have said that in her post
annarcheer 19
To be honest no matter how messed up it is it makes it more interesting to say "He was jacking off to my deceased mother." rather then saying "He was jacking off to ****." because I mean common how many fmls have there been where they say they caught there boyfriend jacking off to ****? A lot.
JustinJK 21
I'm confused. Not saying what he did was right, but is it wrong to ********** to **** with **** stars who are deceased? I'm not masturbating to the thought of them being dead obviously... There's some good vintage **** out there from the 70s and 80s lol. But masturbating to your SOs parents is really strange.
jbombdighetty 11
It depends, was the photo taken before or after she deceased?
Welshite 40
That is so creepy. Time to have a serious talk with him, and/or run.
irisr_fml 24
Skip the talking, start the running
JayGatsby 25
Hopefully it was a misunderstanding like in F.R.I.E.N.D.S when Monica thought Chandler was watching shark ****
allyiscute1 22
This is wrong on so many levels wtf is wrong with your boyfriend?!
HyunnK 18
He loves older women. Nothing... wrong with that?
morgan_jeanne 7
She's DEAD. Kind of seems like a problem
Dave_Davington 35
He likes them aged to perfection?
interesting33 37
She is OP's mother
bethrh 49
What the actual ****
RedPillSucks 33
thankfully, no actual ***** were involved
Sideshowray94 8
Not that we know of, anyway..
PhatCake 10
I just... I don't even... What? O.o
DolphinLaser23 24
That's wrong on so many levels...
Turtle_Man 21
I can only think of two levels...
Wizardo 34
I actually sighed, first FML to defeat a guy thus far.
gracefulnight 7
I've seen some ****** up FMLs, but this...this one wins I think.
Liamj774 36
That is NOT okay, you should sot down and have a serious conversation with him
engineerosaurus 26
I really don't get what having a conversation will solve if the guy is a necrophile who prefers masturbating to dead women. So many comments on FML say stuff like this, as if talking magically makes it better, like waving a wand. This is unredeemable, IMO.
orangeshels 19
Jacking off to a photo of a woman, who was alive in the photo is not necrophilia. I highly doubt it's a photo of her dead body. Gross and inappropriate yes, necrophilia no.
1dvos_grl3 21
Ok #140 enough being a smart ass. I believe you made your point in the comment #1 section.
connorgrant98 24
She wasn't being a smart ass, she was just correcting #113 on a fact.
NEkoiNU 18
Being a smart-ass is better than being a dumbass, like yourself, #149.
blupariah 14
I mean...how is anyone even hitting YDI? This is beyond messed up.
TrippingOnAcid 29
It's surprisingly easy to hit the wrong button