Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Today, I'm worried senseless over my mom who's in hospital in an induced coma due to COVID-19, and my boyfriend complains that I don't want to have sex with him as often as he wants. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
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Top comments
KatieHoof345 12
Aw ); I'm sorry to hear about your mom. Btw OP, your boyfriend is a heartless ass. You deserve better!!
NoNotTheFace 8
"You know what else might not live much longer? This relationship."
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Comments (142)
jack_tells_truth 0
You're dating him, you deserve it. Next time put more effort into finding a guy that isn't a self centered douche
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'm sick of these "you deserve it for dating him" comments, I can tell you're also a self centered douche. No one knows how self centered someone is during a tough time, so shut up, c#nt...
thepurpleorange 0
Dump his insensitive ass.. And I'm sorry about your mother. Spend as much time with her as you can. :]
ReynshineCutting 10
No one deserves it when their SO treats them like shit. No girl is going to say "that cute guy over there is an insensitive douche but I'm going to date him anyway". Typically when you start dating someone you don't know everything about them. Dating is a way to get to know them. I'm so sick of these "YDI you picked him comments".
katt_is_here 24
I so agree #54.
loserman67 36
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH men..... sometimes I am ashamed to be a part of that group. Amazing that his mind is so one-track, but then again what do you expect. When my mother-in-law passed, I spent a good part of the funeral thinking how hot my wife looked in her little black dress... I didn't however act upon my feeling or say anything. Obviously your boyfriend needs a "filter" between his brain (both of them, big and little) and his mouth. Sorry about your mom! And sorry about your impending break up
BronyVasNormandy 12
That's what you get for finding your boyfriends on Omegle.
perdix 31
Sorry about your mom but there's probably nothing you can do about it. On the other hand, your boyfriend is developing what could be a fatal case of the DSBs. You caused it and you can cure it, so suck it up and take one for the team.
mofuckaa 0
hi
mofuckaa 0
daaam wat a dick! sorry to hear that
BloodyMary666 24
Oh my God, what an a$$!!!
Nochal 8
I hope he doesn't always think with his good friend named 'Dick.'