Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
Today, I went into to shake a big wig's hand at work, and he went in for a hug. I couldn't pull my hand away fast enough, so I cupped his entire titty for at least 10 seconds. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML
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IndyJustin 4
Did you feel a tic tac in their pockets?
2ndSucks 15
Boys will be boys.
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Comments (277)
limegreenpoopie 31
Eww :/
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Eww? That's it? Nothing clever? DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU TO HELL.
zandalee 20
Well the FML isn't exactly clever either is it?
asdaasdaasda 1
The excitement of being first clearly got to you...
IndyJustin 4
What a waste of a first comment
joeytheman 10
That's California teens for ya
SqueakyChipmunk 22
27) STFU. Neither are you. Lolz rhymes. This time.
lizzybug 5
1- your suppose to comment on the fml not on your own username.. Duh
leprechaun23 15
Take it as a compliment, you have nice boobs OvO
xoconnie 8
wellllllll, on the bright side..... seems like ya have nice boobs? but, come on! u have to tell those boys to back off man!
auzz1_pride 9
21) you gotta give her props she added a dopey face.
efemel94 7
36 - oh no you di'n't!
MrSassypants 34
I believe she did.
rowanessence 4
Someone is jealous that boys aren't hugging her like that
jessalinemai1398 6
Well what do you expect from somebody whose username is "limegreenpoopie"?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
If your shit is lime green...
CoolBroStory 7
And*
2ndSucks 15
Boys will be boys.
blcksocks 19
Just curious how does it feel to be the second commenter on this FML while having a name like 2ndSucks ?
auzz1_pride 9
Is it just a bug on my phone app but it says she is #3?
olpally 33
Yep, a bunch of horny bastards they are... No respect for women! Fyl op.
IndyJustin 4
Your name is ironic
ApologyKick 25
46- No it's not a bug, she actually did comment third but whoever posted second removed the comment.
silent_bride 5
3: ..........no. It's not okay to write off sexual harassment by claiming that boys can't help it just because they're male. That's insulting to men and dangerous for women.
ArcadePie 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I always do this to my hot freinds.... **** yeah
aleeshttylXD 9
LOL 97, r u pouring chocolate syrup on urself?? XD
soniyash22 4
Girls also enjoy wen guys press their boobs!!
WitchyWife667 5
47 Your hot male friends, right?
WitchyWife667 5
I meant @ 97
Airman1988 9
98 he is trying to make a new chocolate rain video, if you watch Tosh.o you'll get this, if not YouTube it
2ndSucks 15
78-I'm not writing off sexual harassment. I simply stated a cliche that seemed fitting for the FML because I lack originality. And to the people mentioning my name, I did sort of have an excited nerd moment when I saw the irony. :)
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I don't know what age OP is, but from experience, if you're between the ages of 12 to about 16, there isn't much you can do to stop hormone-crazed boys who see women as sex objects.
daddyluiigi 3
Can i be your friend?
ArcadePie 10
Yeah it's chocolate and i'm sexy
IndyJustin 4
Can I be your friend too?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I saw your pic on Ghetto Red Hot.
Ciraxas 7
78 - Hugging someone is not sexual harassment.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Inappropriate touching is.
AlexV17 0
Get the chocolate off ur chest no one is gonna lick it off haha jk
AlexV17 0
I got it haha I love that show
folfg0 12
Guy friends: "YOU are my breastfriend! I mean... Best friend. Nice boobs, shirt! :D"
ky765 0
Hugging is dangerous? I'm sure they were not bear hugging the shot out of her.
ky765 0
damn here comes the onslaught of corrections for writing shot on my itouch
IndyJustin 4
Did you feel a tic tac in their pockets?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I keep imagining a humping motion along with the squeezing.
rhaemese 9
That's what it was? I could have sworn it was a piece of hard lint
CaramelMacchiato 13
"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
BlackRuse1 5
Now THIS should've been first comment.
b3llalooove 3
Omg once my friend hugged me from behind and started dry jumping my ass.. I was like O.O what the **** are you doing get off! He started laughing >.>
aKaClickZ 4
147 - Thanks for sharing.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Is it wrong if I feel like hugging OP?
Inheritance 10
To be honest if you have good size boobs I'd do the same ..
unknown_user5566 27
147- Dry jumping? Sexual fetishes are getting stranger by the minute...
ohSNAPyall 27
Is that a tic tac in your pocket, or are you just underendowed?
rokrholic 3
...oh. Anyway..
hanfo 0
Haha
fmlman287 0
Wow...no respect for women, I see
Damien1398 4
Sell them to them.
asdaasdaasda 1
Hate to be the one to break this to you 5, but that would be illegal...
rhaemese 9
Your comment just made my hour. Good day to you sir.
efemel94 7
Film it and sell it. Then it's legal...
NIRVANA1990s 1
I'm actually kinda jealous right now :/
asdaasdaasda 1
Wow, guessing its been a while since you've had any action 6...
daydreamer244 13
At least you have big boobs.
olpally 33
Always look at the bright side op^ at least you know you're attractive, but it shouldn't be shown like that... a compliment would be nicer than being felt up...
Trisha_aus 15
So big boobs defines "attractiveness" now? Jeez then all those models, Victorias Secret Angels and actresses must be ugly...myself included, now all of us B cups can go jump off a cliff
peachyFML 17
I have big boobs and I'm not attractive. (Btw, I'm not being an attention *****. I've just come to terms with the truth.) They don't always go hand in hand.
olpally 33
Sorry for thinking that, I see that my thinking is flawed... * crawls back under rock* I just got owned, touché to you two^^
xcarxcrashx 9
51 what Victoria's secret model have you seen with b cups?
mcr22dnb 4
Like half of them if not more. All the magic is done with push ups and such
hottiewitdamesse 8
Trust me honey, it SUCKS.
iFizzgig 11
Jiggli jiggle, pull em apart
golfman717 0
People are disliking this comment but I 100% agree with you...
Trisha_aus 15
71- usually models are A-B cups, it's all padding and push ups, there are just a few with C-D cups...I've worked with models backstage, they are beautiful though
hblank 4
Why are you defining beauty by outwards appearances? If I'm mistaken then please tell my why you're comparing breasts to beauty. Btw I'm a guy.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
VS carries bras that can turn my C cup into a triple F, I'm sure.
felisaa 5
How could that not be obvious? :/
LouisianaBob 9
I think OP could have just blossomed so to speak and these are the new reactions of prepubescent boys in her class.
TheElderTROLLZ 15
I wish I was there...
FFPulley 9
Mmmmm.... Booooobies......
Trisha_aus 15
I imagined the baby in your pic saying it...adorable