Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Today, I'm worried senseless over my mom who's in hospital in an induced coma due to COVID-19, and my boyfriend complains that I don't want to have sex with him as often as he wants. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
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Top comments
KatieHoof345 12
Aw ); I'm sorry to hear about your mom. Btw OP, your boyfriend is a heartless ass. You deserve better!!
NoNotTheFace 8
"You know what else might not live much longer? This relationship."
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Comments (142)
charlotte100 2
Ugh now this is a good FML and reason to dump his ass!
Starfiji 0
Sorry about your mom :( your boyfriend is a stupid **** you should dump him
mms1012 0
how do you hav video sex?
sicnesses 6
Dump that asshole
IanPYD 6
This makes me want to hurt your boyfriend, like badly.
Rainbow_Crash 11
If your significant other does something so asinine like what your boyfriend did, OP, I hope he suddenly becomes less significant.
julia_lynn 21
Wow, what an ass. DTMFA.
taurusxdee 10
Best of luck, I hope everything turns out for the better!
rebelaitala 2
That'd be a no
hatersgunnahat 0
Aww I feel bad for you about your mom ):