Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up in her clothes, with a wig and makeup. FML
Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML
Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to go crazy and get a short haircut, then dye it all pink. When we got home he wanted sex, and he'd bought me a military uniform to wear, which is when I realised he was trying to turn me into one of his anime girls FML
Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Top comments
Haduken 16
Is your girlfriend a 12 year old girl?
Chanti_fml 26
Well, that is one direction you could go!
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Comments (126)
iAmDevina 3
Lml!! That's pretty sad but I would definitely do that!!
XxWormFoodxX 14
One Direction fans are psycho murderers. Dump her before it's too late.
ZebraBedSheets 2
That's bullshit
JoseIsAdork 31
ugh, everyone knows you're supposed to have the moves like Jagger, you should already know what direction to go if you are doing the deed...
LONERANGER44 11
Dump her.
lacosh 4
I'm sorry but you deserved it if your dating a girl that likes 1 direction in the first place
britishbums 8
Did you have sex to best song ever? Lol
britishbums 8
Honestly I'm almost 18 and I love one direction, and lets say they are gay just this once, okay just remember Mullins of girls want them and not you, just let that sink in ;)
SpazzingKpopper 8
Mullins? Shouldn't you know how to spell if you're almost 18?
baconbxtch 4
DUMP HER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SpcNemo 10
Sounds like a break up to me. F that. Don't need a woman with her head in the clouds.
dravvy 7
That's....wow. I have no comment, but it could be worse? Bieber could have been her option. Now I'm gonna go one direction and hope for the best.