Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up in her clothes, with a wig and makeup. FML
Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML
Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to go crazy and get a short haircut, then dye it all pink. When we got home he wanted sex, and he'd bought me a military uniform to wear, which is when I realised he was trying to turn me into one of his anime girls FML
Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Top comments
Haduken 16
Is your girlfriend a 12 year old girl?
Chanti_fml 26
Well, that is one direction you could go!
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Comments (126)
Haduken 16
Is your girlfriend a 12 year old girl?
LazyKoala 9
You'd be surprised by how many older girls are obessed with 1D. My 20 year old cousin tries to go to all their concerts and knows personal details about all of them O.O
KawaiiCupcake 14
I don't think only 12 year old are fans of 1D. It's Like saying only kids play video games, or only gay guys watch My Little Pony. It's rude and not true.
princessbits 17
22, If this is what you think calls for a breakup, I fear for any girl that might be interested in you in the future.
TheWildRover1 12
I think it's time to sit her down and have a very serious talk with her!
NeatNit 33
37, tell that to Nintendo >.>
Haduken 16
Nintendo has vast curb appeal because their games can be played for indefinitely, and I do apologize about the 12 year old girl thing, I only said that because most of the 1D fans I know are 12 year old girls
htwkj 3
Right???
Talis99 26
Thumbing you down just for that childishness.
Typicall 21
That's pretty sad ...
184886837272837 32
Agreed, if she's that much into 1D she shouldn't be allowed to have sex yet
Blackcatluck 19
By what standards? So I can prohibit you from having sex because you like number lines?
Eliseopwns 22
Better than Justin Beiber? :L
zBLAKEz 23
Not by much
thatnucca 36
Was she dressed as Taylor Swift...
iammeorami 25
definetly better than justin beiber
tannara 12
Sooooo.... Did you
jdogburrier 8
She's not the girl for you then bro
Chanti_fml 26
Well, that is one direction you could go!
jdogburrier 8
I see what you did there.
JocelynKaulitz 28
One direction gone a little too far…
NeatNit 33
Is that the type of hairy style she wants you to have?
Zwingend 15
Um. Everyone has their fetish, I suppose. Have fun with it?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Some fetishes are greater than others. This fetish is in the same category as a bodybuilder in a female ballerina costume. Gross.
Blackcatluck 19
#57 Hey speak for your self!
Grayness_ 26
Lol. I know it says "tried" , but did you do it at the end ?
CynePhoba 23
Can you sing?
Steffi 26
If OP can, then he can't imitate Harry Styles.
CynePhoba 23
My point. =P
alexwow1 13
Hell no don't do it
dstamm2 10
Dude just wear the wig so you can f**k her
TheWildRover1 12
well I would presume this wasn't a make or break situation and she still had sex with him...
Jenn2021 8
Some people don't need to go to such desperate lengths to get laid.
mFUNdo21 17
but obviously 12 does...