Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up in her clothes, with a wig and makeup. FML
Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML
Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to go crazy and get a short haircut, then dye it all pink. When we got home he wanted sex, and he'd bought me a military uniform to wear, which is when I realised he was trying to turn me into one of his anime girls FML
Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Top comments
Haduken 16
Is your girlfriend a 12 year old girl?
Chanti_fml 26
Well, that is one direction you could go!
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Comments (126)
nikkidoodle12 3
Run...
TheCaramelKing 11
So you pretended to have no dick right?
picturescrazy 24
Eh, just go with it. Then she can't act offended if you ask her to role play someone you like.
harrypotter4evur 15
Don't worry, you're probably ten times better looking than Harry is without the dead ferret on your head.
alphatoomega 21
Guys, none of the One Direction members are gay. Only their boyfriends are. Damnit, who came up with that? I can't remember.
taylor21398 14
If she likes one direction she's too young for the bed bro...
FancyBoxUnicorn 9
XD Wow fyl
j_vargas94 6
These kid bands have spread to older people. This is a crisis.
Sarahandlucas 9
Y'all act like if you like one direction then your a little kid. Not all their songs are bad. Actually they aren't gay okay. I'm not a huge fan of em but they aren't that bad. And who are any of y'all to critizie one direction?? Do y'all know em personally?? No?? Didn't think so. And seriously stop listeing to celebrity gossip half the shit is lies anyways. If your listening to gossip and having sex then who is the little kid now?? Grow up and stop listening to gossip your life will be soooo much better with out it. Let the thumbs down begin.
HeyImAmy 20
I love One Direction (no hate) but that's just weird.