Today, I realised that I'm kinda living the life of a Disney princess, because I'm lonely and all my friends are animals. Yes, I also talk to them. FML
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Today, I felt like Cinderella. No, I didn't lose a shoe in public. Nor did I dance with Prince Charming. But I did get a visit from tiny wild mice in my home. FML
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML
Today, I had a conversation about how my day was, while dreaming. That’s how lonely I am. FML
Today, I realized my cat responds to and interacts with me when I talk to her more than my own parents do when I talk to them. Actually, that statement applies to pretty much everyone I know. FML
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
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TanteTine 5
Well, of course you do. People who don't talk to their animals are weird.
mekiswrite 21
It only becomes an issue when they start talking back and you can understand what they're saying.
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Comments (5)
TanteTine 5
Well, of course you do. People who don't talk to their animals are weird.
mekiswrite 21
It only becomes an issue when they start talking back and you can understand what they're saying.
Marcella1016 32
Nothing wrong with talking to animals. The problem is if you start to hear them talk back. Although I just asked my cat, and he said it’s fine.
tounces7 28
You're the "Before" story, of the life of a Disney Princess, anyway.
OrySoma 11
Disney princess is code for sad cat lady