Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I went on my first date in a long time. We went to see "New Moon." After the girl stole my hat, I grabbed her phone. While trying to get it back, she held a lighter to me, threatening me. Next thing I know my beard is on fire, so not only did I have to sit through horrible acting, I got burnt. FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire, so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brother's wedding, and introduced me as "The One" to his entire family. FML
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qwerty23 0
Well, I'm a girl, and I would totally dress up as Harry Potter. Just not for a first date. :P
Junaeffer 0
haha i wanna know what happened when she saw you! that's cute that you got dressed up though, it was just a misunderstanding[: you'll be okay
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sadoc 0
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completely deserve it, cry
Suffertree 0
For the love of God. How ******* stupid are you. YDI.
qwerty475 0
Dude really, what were you thinking! Here's tommorow "yesterday I picked up a girl dressed up as Harry potter and now she seems to have lost her phone because she's not replying to my texts or answering my calls"
genius_man16 1
So you put on your robe and wizard hat eh? Epic Win.
Keno92 0
omg lol favorited!!!
UncleverName_FYL 0
OP did u forget to drink your liquid luck? LMAO #174 ftw! ...... Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
SeriouslySad 0
You don't deserve this at all. . .this is just a simple misunderstanding. Next time, just be like my boyfriend: when I said I was dressing up for the Harry Potter movie, he asked me to clarify.
TheDark12 0
Lol!!! #174, thats the best!!
iBiteyou 0
Geek much?
pingpongpickle 8
hahahah just so you know..if your 1st date is to a Harry potter movie and you're both dressed up like wizards , it's not a date.
immazombeastxD 0
did anybody else feel like punching this kid in the face?
gunnar7240 0
260 i agree completely. What a fag.
mells105 0
Christ, I'm ******* stupid.
Ninjasaurus18 9
264- You are probably one of those guys that likes to tell girls to 'make them a sammich, and get on her knees' and tries to be a gangster to be 'cool', when in reality, you loo like a dumbfuck and an asshole.
qwerty23 0
Well, I'm a girl, and I would totally dress up as Harry Potter. Just not for a first date. :P
Humanspider 18
#2, if any girl decides to dress up like a wizard, it is a win for mankind's nerds. We salute you!
missalice0306 19
Unless your first date is to see a new Harry Potter movie :)
Junaeffer 0
haha i wanna know what happened when she saw you! that's cute that you got dressed up though, it was just a misunderstanding[: you'll be okay
jimgrant1 0
no what you do is play it off as a joke when you see her
aerials_fml 0
that's hot.
intothecrypt 3
I could pull it off
zBOB0 0
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wow ur new at this kinda stuff aren't u. here some advice: only dress up if she's into kinky, role play, sex
peoc 0
yea, then you can show her your 'magic wand'
skatagurl 0
dont u mean basilisk
DoomJeff91 2
Well he could use "Wingardium Leviosa" on the Basilisk if he has any trouble. That'd be more subtle than putting out his hand and saying "UP!"
icertainlysuck 0
or broomstick. lol
greenltrn2003 0
well of course, if he's 'the boy who lived', then he shouldnt have a problem putting his hand over his broomstick and saying 'up'. It should rise with quite force actually.
highonlife77 0
Hahahahahaha this made me laugh so hard. Sorry man crash and burn
fxdxhk90 0
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You dressed up as Harry Potter on a date? Guess there won't be a second one, dork.
ImTheAlpha 30
Why did you call OP a whale penis?
MilkyFilmz 26
Did you even read the post?
who_rollerpig 4
gosh you're cool! be my boyfriend lol ;-)
SHABAM_fml 0
I WANT A BF LIKE THAT TOO!
MissEventide 0
That is adorable! You can be my date anytime =)
chimmy 0
Seriously. She deserves it, that's the thought I would have if someone said "dressing up for the harry potter movie." I think its adorable, and I'd definitely give you a second date.
Travestie616 0
I agree entirely! There are more girls than you think out there that are looking for a guy who likes to read and dress up as Harry Potter, oddly enough, and I hope you find one soon =)
thelonelylurker 0
It's all good. Did that get her in the mood? Haha, nerds...
gunnar7240 0
I bet this kid gets bullied so much.