Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Wig out
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a toupee. It's my real hair. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, my boss told me that, while he respects the fact that I have my own style, I have to stop wearing "that hideous wig" because apparently, it "makes the clientele uncomfortable". I don't have a wig. It's my natural hair. FML
Fashion blogger
Today, I was scrolling through my Instagram timeline and saw a picture of my friend in a ridiculous wig. I left a comment telling her how stupid the wig looked, but how great it was to have a friend with a sense of humour. She replied, telling me it wasn't a wig, it was her new hairstyle. FML
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Bad hair day
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
Thanks, guys
Today, I’ve been dying my hair an auburn color for years. It looks so natural and get complimented often. Before I can even say thank you, my daughter or partner blurts out, “It's not real” or “It’s fake”. Everyone laughs and it’s a little less awkward, I guess… FML
Today, after a lifetime of weaves and extensions, I felt brave enough to wear my natural hair to work. As soon as I clocked in, my manager yelled, “Holy shit! What happened to you? Stick your finger in a socket or something?” I was then sent home for being, “Out of uniform.” FML
Top comments
25000bees 10
i mean, a lot of wigs are really pretty so maybe she was thinking that it was too nice to be real
James Acosta 8
might want to think about a haircut and style change
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James Acosta 8
might want to think about a haircut and style change
25000bees 10
i mean, a lot of wigs are really pretty so maybe she was thinking that it was too nice to be real
RichardPencil 32
If you want to get a rug that’ll fool everyone, you have toupee a lot.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sure it is, Donald.