anon
Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fucked
San Francisco, United States
Today, I landed my first job as a security officer. Only after I signed all the paperwork did I find out that the area I'll be working is apparently a hotspot for violent shootings. I'm screwed. FML
TacoMan32
Canada
Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML
Anonymous
Oops.
Today, within 24 hours at my new security job, I accidentally tasered the head of security in the groin, causing him to piss himself. FML
mrsimintrouble
Redding, United States
Today, my first day on the job, I locked up the office after everyone left and set the alarm. An hour later, my new boss angrily emailed me that I locked him inside the building, setting off the alarm and prompting the entire police department to show up. FML
Tey
United States
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
heymacie
Beckley, United States
Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML
evenpoorer
United States
Bad day, huh?
Today, I was excited to start my new job. It was only when I was leaving after a long 8-hour day did I realize all of the personal documents I had I brought in for paperwork had been stolen. I'm now down a passport, social security card, and wallet. Great first day. FML
Chloe
United Kingdom
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Anonymous
Elwood, Australia
Today, I got a call at 4 in the morning from the security company, saying someone had broken into my workplace. I drove an hour out there, only to find out it was a rat that had set off the alarm. FML
ari
United States
Freak
Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML
Top comments
ilyuhms 0
i wish my job was that exciting
SxeDaze 13
Must have been a "BOMB" day at work...no , okay ill go back under my rock.
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Comments (107)
ilyuhms 0
i wish my job was that exciting
unclepester 0
Sounds fun
IphonFML 6
this job blows...
flockz 20
until, you know, blow up.
allen2688 6
StoryOfTheYear 15
Sounds like a blast.
allen2688 6
FML doesn't let me make the arrows and stuff -.-
CTRL_ALT_DEFEAT 0
Paul Blart mall cop their ass!
43trauts 14
#18 you deserve 59 internets for that
bitchslapped22 14
Sounds like a badass job. Also, how in the hell does OP deserve this?
MatthewDmerrill 5
Ahahahahahaha
blabb573 5
Isn't that what you would expect from working at a security agency?
lambda_fml 40
I dont think so pal.
Wozuh 5
Sounds like risky business
Drummerboy1234 0
are you kidding OP? that's an amazing story for later
GoingCommando93 14
Probably the vets picking on the rookies.
MZPONY 7
It's always the red wire!
csosa187 1
That's what I thought till i saw the movie Armageddon. In that movie it was the green wire, or was it the blue one? ... Oh crap I'm screwed.
anthonydude 9
It depends on the type of bomb.
p3mguin 7
Here we go bomb expert^
smash1122 6
71- Pretty sure that's probably a baseball uniform, since you know, he's holding a baseball bat and there are baseballs in the background.. Not a polo and khakis..
valdezadair 0
Hehe, he looks chubby ^_^
jhldc 1
Guys the bomber spray painted all the wires!
lildevil963 0
haha win
SxeDaze 13
Must have been a "BOMB" day at work...no , okay ill go back under my rock.
thebaconweave 0
Lol
yollew 5
Let me guess- you work for Ganondorf.
upyourzlolz 11
You're not ready without the light arrows.
RiZiX 0
It's dangerous to go alone (under your rock)! Take this! *Gives Navi*
thebaconweave 0
Maybe it's their way of welcoming the newbie?
Fenthik 4
Newfags can't defuse.
nickisam 1
damn jews
nickisam 1
damn jews
bubblepaarty 5
where exactly do you work ??
jbo116 0
That's classified info. OP isn't allowed to tell you.
spider63 0
He does walmart security in Baghdad
andrewboygenius 4
Nothing like a good bomb threat to kick things off!
ladiesman219 4
BAIL!!!