Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up in her clothes, with a wig and makeup. FML
Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML
Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to go crazy and get a short haircut, then dye it all pink. When we got home he wanted sex, and he'd bought me a military uniform to wear, which is when I realised he was trying to turn me into one of his anime girls FML
Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Top comments
Haduken 16
Is your girlfriend a 12 year old girl?
Chanti_fml 26
Well, that is one direction you could go!
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Comments (126)
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
Nope. This entire comment section is proof that the majority of Directioners are batshit crazy. It's break-up time.
goth_pixie 15
She's too young for you. Edit: #103 WTF
D3DFX 3
If were to have sex with my girlfriend she would probly do the same thing if I gave her the idea.-_-
HeatherAnnBetch 1
There's a lot of older girls that like One Direction. She doesn't necessarily have to be 12. Besides, the One Direction guys are pretty hot.
ZebraBedSheets 2
Cause he's ******* perfect. He's a ******* god.
Chrisn21461 4
DUMP THE BITCH NOW
rileyharrislm 6
Lol, amazing idea *jk*
D2MohawkMan 13
If her age is on the clock....
EpicAsh007 15
Just .... No
TeddyBeaRx666x 3
She would have been dumped right then and there.