Today, my best friend had set me up on a blind date. The guy demonstrated at length that he could do different cartoon voices such as Donald Duck, Droopy and many others the entire time. Oh, and he also kept wanting to talk about his farts. FML
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DrMonstar 0
Lol the cartoon voices would be pretty cool, but the fart talk is pretty gross.
DGross 8
I wonder if he was a smart fellow... ... and you were a fart smeller oh how I amuse myself at 3am
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Comments (86)
DrMonstar 0
Lol the cartoon voices would be pretty cool, but the fart talk is pretty gross.
Hanban 0
At least he really didn't show his talent in farting...
im2good25 0
hero
kolly38 0
YDI FOR GOING ON A BLIND DATE. YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE NOT GOOD AT CINVERSATION SO HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE FUN. YOU NEED TO SMARTEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY NOT TRY TALKING IN YOUR OWN VOICES HUH?!!!!!!!!!!!!?! THINK ABOUT IT!!
Elamdri 0
Oh dear...
_swimcutie_ 0
ewwwwwwww...run as far as you possibly can!! :(
jskains 6
Why are you giving advice when you can't type without the caps lock on or even spell?
inconvienentgurl 0
Well clearly you need to tell your friend either they don't know you that well or they have terrible taste in guys (for themselves or you) or if you messed up and they wanted revenge?!?!
WhatANoob 0
Sexy.
crazycornn 0
who the hell us droopy?
prince_harry 0
We hope.
mysterycindy 0
lol
seadrick 2
how do you deserve that? it's a *blind* date! ppl are retarded
taylorbear3397 0
ya seriously you should have thought that maybe ur friend was messing with you
marc33 0
OMG... u just got punked..! like that?! lol
emo_fail_child 0
ew >.<
DrDiamond 0
this sounds like my cousin nicknamed ducky.... that would be weird if it was him =)
DGross 8
I wonder if he was a smart fellow... ... and you were a fart smeller oh how I amuse myself at 3am
Serec 0
HA!
doink 0
Bravo! Encore! It made me laugh out loud.
alexxss_fml 10
lol good one.
greenbass94 0
Sounds like either your really ugly or this guy knows how to party.
thoughtcrimeno1 0
what in the name of german alternative rock group falco are you talking about?!
pasiphae9 5
What a super-special-awesome-sounding date.
thoughtcrimeno1 0
screw the rules he has money!
astro2 0
the two idiots above me are morons anyhoo i get the voices, his trying to make u laugh, us guys believe its the best way into your heart i.e be lovable but farts? dude is either retarted OR your friend pranked him with bad advice and that guy was just an innocent nooby with no dating experience listening to anything that helped.
GiganTronic 0
OBVIOUSLY by "blind date", OP means "abduction and subsequent basement being-tied-to-a-chair session". So OP was OBVIOUSLY tied to her chair the whole time, chewing at her ball gag in vain. Jeez.
DaniLupin 0
O.o Who's droopy?
Snow_Daisy 7
that's what I was wonderin..
thoughtcrimeno1 0
foolish fools! he is like a silent dogbert, less cynical maybe...