Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up in her clothes, with a wig and makeup. FML
Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML
Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to go crazy and get a short haircut, then dye it all pink. When we got home he wanted sex, and he'd bought me a military uniform to wear, which is when I realised he was trying to turn me into one of his anime girls FML
Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Top comments
Haduken 16
Is your girlfriend a 12 year old girl?
Chanti_fml 26
Well, that is one direction you could go!
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Comments (126)
katnissmellark_fml 15
is she a lesbian? maybe that's her way of telling you.
KayleighS14 8
Oh god I feel sorry for you.
Akay4 14
I read the comments just to figure out who Harry (has no) Style is. I had heard the name before but couldn't remember who he was. If she really wants you to be like him, be grossed out about her body and get a boyfriend.
token_blackguy 18
Me too.
ermmergerd 4
understandable
WantsHazzasGravy 11
I don't blame her. Harry is perfect.
redwrath 16
No just no. Harry is an awful singer and no where near perfect xD
Zi_fml 3
This sounds like a lie. I hope it is.
Zi_fml 3
Haha at my comment saying this is possibly fake being deleted. Fakeness is clearly FML's bread and butter.
Kuramasan_fml 12
Who is Harry Styles? 8/
FrankHotpants 31
Tell her when she looks like a Maxim centerfold then you'll talk.
underguarded 20
If she's obsessed with one direction you're either too young to be having sex or you're dating too young .
wobbley 9
I think her life sucks more than yours if she wants him.