Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up in her clothes, with a wig and makeup. FML
Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML
Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to go crazy and get a short haircut, then dye it all pink. When we got home he wanted sex, and he'd bought me a military uniform to wear, which is when I realised he was trying to turn me into one of his anime girls FML
Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Top comments
Haduken 16
Is your girlfriend a 12 year old girl?
Chanti_fml 26
Well, that is one direction you could go!
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Comments (126)
Wizardo 34
There should only be One Direction in which you're headed... out of there and that wig.
saucyrossi 18
Dude..... That's just wrong
annie_nk 23
I'll never understand why women have their men pretend to be someone else during sex. It's gotta be a huge blow to the guys ego, right?
phatdaddy62 23
That might be, but you know we're Pretending you women are all different kinds of folks!
AtomicDiamond87 15
Unless he's ok with it
ClaireWinchester 17
The things guys put up with to get laid
dramaelf 37
Why would any girl of legal age listen to One Direction?
Ziggy122 15
Well, girls of legal age listened to NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys back in the day, did they not?
sarah6786 14
Ziggy I think at that time the whole "boy band" pop thing was somewhat new, now it's played out, corny, and embarrassing to anyone born after 1989.
addioty 19
I think its ******* creepy what OP's girlfriend wanted him to do, but I do enjoy One Direction's music. They are good people as well. I'm about to be seriously buried but can we lay off the Haterade? They aren't bad singers at all.
Ziggy122 15
You're not alone, 35. I've got a few songs of theirs on my iPod. They're good singers, and they're not arrogant douchebags like much of the music industry. Plus they're not really as cheesy as your typical 90s boy band. They don't do the whole matchy-matchy outfits/perfectly choreographed dancing thing. Regardless, I still find OP's girlfriend pretty damn creepy.
Ziggy122 15
I just really hate the term "Directioner". Why does every fan of everything nowadays have to tack a label on their fanbase like it's some kind of cult?
mFUNdo21 17
except potterheads. those are ok. and they're not unhealthy obsessed with marrying the characters/actors
andromeda335 9
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! #86, you clearly don't understand fandoms... I've been to HP cons before and there are people who make gooooood money off art like that! That said... Regardless that I'll get a million and a half thumbs down for this one comment, I love 1D, their movie was HILARIOUS, and they're for the most part good singers (I mean 4/5 isn't a bad ratio). But I am no directioner, just an adult fan who is proud.
addioty 19
I'm glad to see some people agree. Although I'm not obsessed, their music is good, they're very talented, and their movie WAS hilarious. They're overall good people and I dislike people who criticize them for no LEGITIMATE reason. But yeah, the creepy directioners make me embarrassed and slightly scared.
JanisEvans 10
Who?
dramaelf 37
You are so, so lucky.
starile 20
I seriously thought the same thing, I had no idea who Harry Styles was until I read the comments.
NeatNit 33
Had to Google it. Wish I hadn't.
Wizardo 34
This is just a theory, but maybe this is a way for your girlfriend to come out to you OP? I mean she's a girl, she wants to get with a girl... les-be-honest, its a possibility.
Ziggy122 15
Still better than that guy a while back whose girlfriend made him roleplay as Justin Bieber...
mangobbler 11
Even if it is about that guy, a little fantasy doesn't hurt anybody, unless it reaches the point of pure obsession. If it comes to that point, OP, be very careful.
DoctorBurn 8
I guess it was going to happen one way or another.