Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she did not want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, the one time, THE ONE TIME, we ran out of condoms and had sex anyway, my girlfriend got pregnant, even though she’s on the pill. I didn’t even orgasm inside her, I had to do a Google search to learn that live sperm can emerge and go inside her even before I orgasm. We are so screwed. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me play porn while we were getting busy. The girl in the video said, "You don't need a condom, you can just pull out." I noticed she had a caesarean scar and burst out laughing. My girlfriend stormed out before I could explain. FML
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perdix 31
You're going to have shitty kids.
Paramorefan2 1
wow. that sucks. she's stupid.
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biggecko 4
Lol DENIED
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Dude, google it. You can't get pregnant directly from having anal sex, but it is possible in an indirect manner, if you don't use protection. Just like pre-ejactulate doesn't contain sperm by itself, but it can carry any sperm it encounters in the male body into the female. Google "pregnancy without penetration" for that one. Both are rare, but they can happen. Or think of it this way. Taking a shit won't cause a vaginal infection by itself. Wiping back to front after said shit, though, can carry bacteria from your ass to your vag, and that can cause an infection. Like I said earlier, it's like cross-contamination. We're not arguing that this OP's gf is at risk, just that there is a chance, however small, that a girl can if she has unprotected anal sex.
gmramirez007 0
wow, thats a girl you sleep with for her looks cuz she doesnt have the requirements for an intellectual conversation
thereisawar4your 0
don't be silly wrap your willy
fmlisforlols 0
Anal with a chick is awesome.
fmlisforlols 0
rect, assuming jackass.
angrynegro7 16
Hey OP! Did you happen to find your girlfriend's brains while you were in her ass?
fmlisforlols 0
Hm, must have done something wrong with my comment. Ah well.
tabernacle_fml 0
ydi for thinking you needed a condom in the first place
boatkicker 5
Condoms have several uses besides just preventing pregnancy.
fmlisforlols 0
You ******* suck at trolling. Unless the virgin comment was for the retard questioning anal with chicks, then my mistake I suppose.